Fresh off York City's 4-0 demolition of Swindon, Luke and Roberto mark the podcast's milestone 50th episode by doing what the UK's 85th best football show does best: ignoring football.

After profiling the Football League's most in-form man, Alex Newby, and a Minstermen kit review, the lads pivot into the similarities between D-Day and naan bread, declare Club Brugge persona non grata, and unleash potentially libellous David Sullivan slander.

All before some jaw-dropping news: Luke is finally going to attend a York City match this weekend.

Happy anniversary to us.

Some fans bleed for their club; others forget they’re even playing.

Dialling in from France, Luke joins Will to review York City’s 2-1 victory over Exeter City and profile the club's gaffer, Scott Lindsey.

Elsewhere, the lads unpack their traumatic childhood talent show exploits, price up dwarf rentals, and plot to recruit a vagrant as their official Bayern Munich correspondent.

Plus, they victory-lap orchestrating a smear campaign to destroy a rival podcast, whilst realising York City are actually playing a live match during the final two minutes of the recording.

Professionalism is dead.

The York City era rolls on. This week, as Luke and Will man the fort, Will takes his commitment to new heights by unveiling a newly purchased £50 York City home shirt.

Now looking the part, the duo attempt to break down York's unbeaten start to the season, following their gritty 1-1 away draw with Rotherham United.

Elsewhere, Will uncovers an ingenious way to cheaply sponsor the club and discovers why Patrick Vieira’s Vicks VapoRub obsession would prevent him from playing for York. While Luke delivers a scathing review of his very first Marvel movie and recounts recently watching Benjamin Mendy play in the Polish Ekstraklasa.

Plus, Luke turns detective to see if his wife’s grandad actually played with Sir Stanley Matthews or just fixed his fridge.

The York City era is officially underway. This week, Luke and Will attempt to review York’s opening day victory over Bristol Rovers, despite neither of them actually watching the game. Thank goodness for the two-minute YouTube highlights package.

True to form, the elite football analysis is abandoned. Instead, the duo uncover their new owners' African Pizza Hut empire, wonder how to stay awake during Professor Brian Cox’s soothing documentaries, and Luke admits he was actually in York during the match, but chose to wander the streets doing a children's puzzle booklet instead.

Elsewhere, Luke is assigned MCU homework, Will might be having an affair with Luke’s wife, and the lads debate faking blindness to sneak a dog into a football stadium.

Up the Minstermen.

It’s time for the most important episode in Finding a Football Club's history. This week, Luke, Will and Jay officially select the podcast’s permanent team.

Armed with a dictatorial tie-breaking vote, Luke forces the lads through the 16-team bracket to whittle the lower-league contenders down to just one.

The search ends here. The gang have finally found a football team.

After more than a year of tangents, disqualifications and absolute nonsense, we’ve finally reached the point of no return. This week, Luke and Will dust off their finest blazers and break out the ping-pong balls for the official Last 16 live draw.

The mechanics are simple. Will has a classified numbering system for the remaining clubs, Luke will blindly pull numbered ping-pong balls, and that will reveal the matchups. Crucially, this draw locks in the bracket for the entire route to the final; there’s no turning back.

With everyone returning next episode to vote on the ties, Luke also takes a moment to establish his new dictatorial voting powers: in the event of a tie, his vote officially counts as two. Democracy is dead.

Remember, the ultimate winner will genuinely become the lads’ football club for the rest of our lives (... or at least until an annual review).

This week on Finding a Football Club, the hunt for a new lower-league team reaches its ruthless business end.

With Bolton, Harrogate and Barrow unceremoniously disqualified for having the absolute audacity to get promoted or relegated, a handful of 'Lucky Loser' spots have opened up in the Last 16.

Burton and Shrewsbury have already filled two of them. Accrington Stanley are currently locked in for the third, but their place is under threat. Bantam fan, Kane Bethell, has 30 minutes to change Luke’s mind and steal the spot for Bradford City.

Along the way, the lads discuss how Bradford dominates the serial killer charts, post-match shawarmas, Leeds-Bradford airport bragging rights, and how Kane’s sister rejected a homeless Dynamo.

If Kane’s pitch is successful, Bradford will earn a whopping 6.25% chance of actually becoming the podcast's new club. The stakes have literally never been lower.

With the World Cup finally in the rearview mirror, the casuals have fled the studio. This week, an outnumbered Luke and Will are left to crown the final team in the Last 16.

The contenders for the remaining spot? The heavyweight quartet of Rochdale, Wycombe Wanderers, Wigan Athletic and York City.

As always, the scouting report gets sidetracked by Jordon Ibe’s bizarre career trajectory, ginger chubby chasers, the Co-op’s market share, and Luke’s in memoriam for his Great Uncle Bill Oddie.

Plus, the duo uncover an ancient loophole that might just allow them to legally assassinate Jay.

The 2026 World Cup is officially history, and Finding a Football Club is here to sweep up the confetti. This week, Luke, Will and Roberto jump on the mics to dissect Spain’s suffocating Final victory over a wildly dislikeable Argentina side.

Away from the pitch, the lads try to make sense of the halftime entertainment, cobble together a Team of the Tournament, rant about FIFA’s corruption, and get distracted with the third-place play-off’s similarity to Soccer Aid.

To wrap things up, the final World Cup Draft standings are revealed. Who will claim the ultimate bragging rights?

England are somehow in a World Cup semi-final. So, despite only running on a few hours sleep, Luke drags his dad back onto the podcast to dissect their dramatic 2-1 extra-time victory over Norway.

The duo break down England’s nervy performance by praising Jude Bellingham, questioning some dodgy referee decisions, and despairing over Noni Madueke’s continued involvement in professional football.

Plus, there’s conspiracy theories over whether Thomas Tuchel knows that Kobbie Mainoo exists, find out which Spanish beer pairs well with Norwegian tears, and discover how Luke coped with watching the game alongside… rugby fans.

To wrap things up, the pair dish out some harsh player ratings and anxiously look ahead to a historic semi-final clash against Lionel Messi’s Argentina.

Sleepless, cynical, and semi-final bound.