Ikea impresses and Pic-n-Save lives on. Again with the Aldi! Is WaWa the king of convenience stores? Bagels are us - not so much.

Romo spars on social media but homemade wheatberry bread might not be a recipe for popularity. Home schooling comes up. Black salve could be amazing but you’re on your own. Ketosis is a rough ride. Sark-B can’t do a comb-over so he settles for a pour-over.

Romo overcomes docking anxiety with wireless charging. Brain power versus Google power. Aldi makes a grand entrance thanks to all-natural gummies.

Little tires at giant malls, giant tires in little arenas – this episode is chock full of monster truck anecdotes. ADD Detour leads to ulcer conjecture.

Romo and Sark-B take to the mics for an epic journey in this, the very first episode of the Finite Mind Project. Sark-b fails at couch mathematics and Romo discloses intellectual garnishment. Stevia satifa and spousal leashes give birth to massive tributaries.