🇺🇸 It’s the 4th of July weekend, and The Edgeheads are celebrating America’s favorite small-scale warfare: fireworks! Gregg wrestles with Real ID rage, Uncle Nicky delivers the world’s worst safety tips, and the gang debates pool disasters, open flame “efficiency,” and whether jazz pianists can survive with fewer fingers. Meanwhile, Lance spirals over Anna Wintour’s shocking exit, Stu reports the weirdest headlines.

Packed with chaotic banter, scathing satire, and zero actual life advice, this episode is your one-stop shop for laughing at everything wrong with America’s birthday party. Remember: safety third—and don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and call the hotline to join the madness.