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🚽 Nicky has learned something about plumbing, and he’s not taking it well.

It starts with a sick office, a very concerned Fish, and a theory about who’s been watching him flush. Gregg tries to keep the show moving. Nobody lets him. Then the Puzzler gets its answer, Sal’s fate is finally settled, and a few of the guesses sent in through the app get read aloud.

Stu brings the Headline News, which opens with a number nobody asked for and ends in a hotel room in Kissimmee. In between: a roller coaster, a second-home tax, hands-free driving, and a man in a hurry for breakfast. The Emotional Support Band also debuts a number for someone we banned last season.

He can’t hear it, but you can.

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⏱️ Overtime is a whole separate thing. Just ask Nicky.

The Colts forced overtime, the Chiefs won it anyway, and Delores would like her hundred bucks now. Nicky’s bets keep getting worse. SAM has unfinished advice that is too late. Lance has an opinion about sequels. He’s right. Paula has a final ruling. She’s right.

A friend in national marketing slips Gregg a Spectrum radio spot that was pulled the week it was supposed to air, and nobody ever said why. The Edgeheads Puzzler makes its debut with a casino cage, ten racks of chips, one scale, and a cage manager who may be taking a “drive” out to the desert. The Hollywood Minute and a Half runs long, as usual, and Warner Bros. still makes the news.

ESB debuts “Thoughts & Prayers.” Some songs don’t need an introduction. This one doesn’t. It’s in the title. If you get it, you get it, but listen anyway.

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🗳️ Nicky found a website with the word “Safe” right there in the
 name, so naturally, he handed over his mother’s maiden name. Gregg finds out exactly who’s behind it, and for the first time all season, he stops being the calm one. Paula’s timing him from the booth. SAM’s got a whole theory about guys from Detroit that makes things worse.

Elsewhere: a football bet from last week finally gets settled. Merriam-Webster added fourteen hundred new words to the dictionary, so Stu gets a special edition and everybody’s got an opinion about a word that didn’t exist a week ago. Lance has thoughts on the Emmys, specifically on a man who apparently collected every genre of Emmy there is, which feels like showing off.

🌭 A busker with a bucket and a grudge sends the gang into a full audit of what happened to quality sidewalk entertainment. RIP Koko the monkey. And somehow, against all logic, the conversation lands on hot dogs?

There’s a new sign in the studio, and nobody asked for it, which is exactly why it’s perfect. Fish has his reasons. Paula has her receipts. SAM has questions about his soup that nobody wants to answer.

Halloween decorations are staying up. It’s the final ruling, no takebacks. Headline News brings word of a new tech slang term nobody knew they needed. The Bunny Ranch is for sale, FYI. There’s also a cake. It says the wrong thing. Are you surprised?

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👂 Nicky’s hearing gets put to the test, literally, after a breakfast incident nobody can quite agree on. Nicky brings the test to the gutter.

Meanwhile, the Bio photos are due to rollout and they hit a snag for Stu. The photos are going live. No time for change at this point. There is also, somehow, no bio for Stu.

Paula has a story about a traffic stop. Lance has a weakness for a man in uniform. Stu delivers the news with his usual complete conviction and total detachment from reality and Lance spills the tea.

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🔊 Paula’s in studio with a ‘discussion’ about the bleep box. She understood the assignment. All of it. Maybe not the best execution. Nobody in the studio saw it coming.

There’s a man in the sock aisle, a hand gesture, and a father who did not appreciate how it was interpreted. And Nicky’s not sorry about any of it.

Meanwhile, Lance sets down the gossip for a minute to say goodbye to two icons the world lost this week, one in fishnets and the other is Dolly Parton.
Political Pause returns with topics so absurd, it writes itself.

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🌊 Nicky, apparently, is a water conservationist. There’s a PSA and everything. Sigal Chattah’s court troubles are in Headline News this week, alongside a study on whether AI would think twice about nuclear war. A three-hour standoff in Wyoming turns out to have a twist nobody saw coming, and an Applebee’s learns that slow service could have consequences.

Lance spills the tea. Madonna and Taylor Swift dominate. A Christian metal band is suing Netflix over a case of mistaken identity? Are Harry and Meghan moving back home? Again? (This is a new headline). The show is exactly what it always is. Pure chaos.

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Somebody broke the bleep box and we had to test the replacement live. The whole team was voting on their new favorite way to get censored. Democracy has never sounded worse.

Before any of that, Nicky and SAM nearly come to blows over exactly where a certain plant belongs in Nicky’s yard. Gregg attempt seek understanding about pronouns, which goes about as well as you’d expect. Nicky is concerned about dinner parties.

It’s the debut of History That Could’ve Happened, Nicky steps into 1931 Prohibition-era Chicago bar. He’s a fella with a big idea, bad luck, and even worse instincts. It could’ve happened. It probably didn’t. But it could have.

Is that a burrito on the ceiling or are you just happy to see me? The day only got stranger. Nicky wants credit for a spread he didn’t pay for. SAM wants answers. Stu wants everyone to take old news seriously. Nobody’s getting what they want.

The Edgeheads staged a real photoshoot for real merchandise, and hired a real professional model to make it look good. Paula fought it the whole way. Lance never stopped talking. And somewhere in the middle of all that direction-giving, the actual professional never stood a chance.

Some weeks the show almost runs itself. This was not one of those weeks.

Gregg tries to claim a World Cup pool he clearly didn’t win, Delores ends the argument in one sentence, and the money goes nowhere. Meanwhile, a swag photoshoot goes sideways fast when Lance discovers he wasn’t considered for the job, and reveals a modeling past that involves J. Crew, 1996. Gregg caves.

Randy checks in with an update nobody requested, involving lettuce and a scorecard. Stu has the headlines: a Washington reflecting pool gives up a secret, Florida issues an advisory, and a sculptor in New York learns the hard way that not everything belongs.

Lance closes it out with a Hollywood report with more Idols?