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Nicky’s wheel was fine. It gave him a feeling, and there’s a difference. Gregg spent an afternoon in a Costco parking lot proving otherwise while Nicky reviewed everyone’s groceries on their way out. Lance wasn’t there, but he did the math.

Stu has a 515-page file on a man’s hamburgers, a lucky number, and two exorcists who’ve been asked to stop talking. Lance has a new feature and strong opinions about what counts as a headline. Delores, SAM, Randy and Paula are present and accounted for.

Emotional Support Band made a song for National Edgeheads Day, plus a bonus track for the season. Nicky has questions about his wardrobe.

Dress accordingly.

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📜 It’s National Edgeheads Day! Which Lance found out about on Instagram like a civilian. Gregg posted it. Paula built the website. Everyone else saw it on Facebook, and nobody can say who signed off. The Round Table convenes, the slates come out, and the accusations get personal.

Then comes the harder question: what do you actually do on a national holiday that isn’t technically a holiday? SAM has notes on the terminology. Delores has opinions about shrimp cocktail. Randy already ordered a mug. And a moment of silence?.

Stu reads Headline News with a Lucky Number, and Lance’s Hollywood Minute and a Half goes to Brooklyn.

Third Thursday in October. It’s official.

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🐩 Somebody left a Yorkie Poo with Lance.

Lady Belle Bijou St. Clair is a delicate diva. She is also, according to a man who has lit four candles, glamastrophically gassy. The remedies are flying, Nicky has been named a person of interest, and Randy brought snacks. The Booth has been informed.

Meanwhile, a fan from Orange County has some feedback, and Gregg learns what happens when you ship an update in a hurry. Stu has the headlines: a plane, a toy, a raccoon, a lizard. Sources differ. Lance has Hollywood, and it runs long. Again.

Plus a game where every plot summary is accurate and none of it helps. Nicky got the Godfather. He’d like that on the record.

Sometimes it is the dog’s fault.

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🚽 Nicky has learned something about plumbing, and he’s not taking it well.

It starts with a sick office, a very concerned Fish, and a theory about who’s been watching him flush. Gregg tries to keep the show moving. Nobody lets him. Then the Puzzler gets its answer, Sal’s fate is finally settled, and a few of the guesses sent in through the app get read aloud.

Stu brings the Headline News, which opens with a number nobody asked for and ends in a hotel room in Kissimmee. In between: a roller coaster, a second-home tax, hands-free driving, and a man in a hurry for breakfast. The Emotional Support Band also debuts a number for someone we banned last season.

He can’t hear it, but you can.

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⏱️ Overtime is a whole separate thing. Just ask Nicky.

The Colts forced overtime, the Chiefs won it anyway, and Delores would like her hundred bucks now. Nicky’s bets keep getting worse. SAM has unfinished advice that is too late. Lance has an opinion about sequels. He’s right. Paula has a final ruling. She’s right.

A friend in national marketing slips Gregg a Spectrum radio spot that was pulled the week it was supposed to air, and nobody ever said why. The Edgeheads Puzzler makes its debut with a casino cage, ten racks of chips, one scale, and a cage manager who may be taking a “drive” out to the desert. The Hollywood Minute and a Half runs long, as usual, and Warner Bros. still makes the news.

ESB debuts “Thoughts & Prayers.” Some songs don’t need an introduction. This one doesn’t. It’s in the title. If you get it, you get it, but listen anyway.

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🗳️ Nicky found a website with the word “Safe” right there in the
 name, so naturally, he handed over his mother’s maiden name. Gregg finds out exactly who’s behind it, and for the first time all season, he stops being the calm one. Paula’s timing him from the booth. SAM’s got a whole theory about guys from Detroit that makes things worse.

Elsewhere: a football bet from last week finally gets settled. Merriam-Webster added fourteen hundred new words to the dictionary, so Stu gets a special edition and everybody’s got an opinion about a word that didn’t exist a week ago. Lance has thoughts on the Emmys, specifically on a man who apparently collected every genre of Emmy there is, which feels like showing off.

🌭 A busker with a bucket and a grudge sends the gang into a full audit of what happened to quality sidewalk entertainment. RIP Koko the monkey. And somehow, against all logic, the conversation lands on hot dogs?

There’s a new sign in the studio, and nobody asked for it, which is exactly why it’s perfect. Fish has his reasons. Paula has her receipts. SAM has questions about his soup that nobody wants to answer.

Halloween decorations are staying up. It’s the final ruling, no takebacks. Headline News brings word of a new tech slang term nobody knew they needed. The Bunny Ranch is for sale, FYI. There’s also a cake. It says the wrong thing. Are you surprised?

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👂 Nicky’s hearing gets put to the test, literally, after a breakfast incident nobody can quite agree on. Nicky brings the test to the gutter.

Meanwhile, the Bio photos are due to rollout and they hit a snag for Stu. The photos are going live. No time for change at this point. There is also, somehow, no bio for Stu.

Paula has a story about a traffic stop. Lance has a weakness for a man in uniform. Stu delivers the news with his usual complete conviction and total detachment from reality and Lance spills the tea.

New episodes every Thursday.

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🔊 Paula’s in studio with a ‘discussion’ about the bleep box. She understood the assignment. All of it. Maybe not the best execution. Nobody in the studio saw it coming.

There’s a man in the sock aisle, a hand gesture, and a father who did not appreciate how it was interpreted. And Nicky’s not sorry about any of it.

Meanwhile, Lance sets down the gossip for a minute to say goodbye to two icons the world lost this week, one in fishnets and the other is Dolly Parton.
Political Pause returns with topics so absurd, it writes itself.

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🌊 Nicky, apparently, is a water conservationist. There’s a PSA and everything. Sigal Chattah’s court troubles are in Headline News this week, alongside a study on whether AI would think twice about nuclear war. A three-hour standoff in Wyoming turns out to have a twist nobody saw coming, and an Applebee’s learns that slow service could have consequences.

Lance spills the tea. Madonna and Taylor Swift dominate. A Christian metal band is suing Netflix over a case of mistaken identity? Are Harry and Meghan moving back home? Again? (This is a new headline). The show is exactly what it always is. Pure chaos.

New episodes every Thursday.