... Then comes Sarah in a baby carriage? Does Shanae have a future as a shrimp spokeswoman? How do you pronounce "Clayton"? Is Clayton always walking out of scenes to check the script? Is there nothing for these women to talk about other than how hard it is to "open up"? Why do we spend so much time hearing Mara spiralling through desperation and despair? What footage did we miss of Serene mastering knightly combat? Is Rachel an amazing kisser? How much horse anus does a girl need to eat to get some love from Clayton? Why can't Clayton see that no one except Mara is old enough to get married?

Episode 6 of Clayton's season of The Bachelor is full of sword fights AND word fights!