Now the word of the Lord came to Jonah son of Amittai, saying, “Go at once to Nineveh, that great city, and cry out against it; for their wickedness has come up before me.” But Jonah set out to flee to Tarshish from the presence of the Lord. He went down to Joppa and found a ship going to Tarshish; so he paid his fare and went on board, to go with them to Tarshish, away from the presence of the Lord.
But the Lord hurled a great wind upon the sea, and such a mighty storm came upon the sea that the ship threatened to break up. Then the mariners were afraid, and each cried to his god. They threw the cargo that was in the ship into the sea, to lighten it for them. Jonah, meanwhile, had gone down into the hold of the ship and had lain down, and was fast asleep. The captain came and said to him, “What are you doing sound asleep? Get up, call on your god! Perhaps the god will spare us a thought so that we do not perish.”
The sailors said to one another, “Come, let us cast lots, so that we may know on whose account this calamity has come upon us.” So they cast lots, and the lot fell on Jonah. Then they said to him, “Tell us why this calamity has come upon us. What is your occupation? Where do you come from? What is your country? And of what people are you?” “I am a Hebrew,” he replied. “I worship the Lord, the God of heaven, who made the sea and the dry land.” Then the men were even more afraid, and said to him, “What is this that you have done!” For the men knew that he was fleeing from the presence of the Lord, because he had told them so.
Then they said to him, “What shall we do to you, that the sea may quiet down for us?” For the sea was growing more and more tempestuous. He said to them, “Pick me up and throw me into the sea; then the sea will quiet down for you; for I know it is because of me that this great storm has come upon you.” Nevertheless the men rowed hard to bring the ship back to land, but they could not, for the sea grew more and more stormy against them. Then they cried out to the Lord, “Please, O Lord, we pray, do not let us perish on account of this man’s life. Do not make us guilty of innocent blood; for you, O Lord, have done as it pleased you.” So they picked Jonah up and threw him into the sea; and the sea ceased from its raging. Then the men feared the Lord even more, and they offered a sacrifice to the Lord and made vows.
But the Lord provided a large fish to swallow up Jonah; and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
For the next few weeks we will be reading the book of Jonah, and so I want to let you know it is ok to laugh. Jonah is a short book – only 4 chapters long, squashed in the middle of the prophets in the Hebrew Scriptures. And you would not be wrong in being confused that sacred writing can actually be funny. If you were to read the books before Jonah or after Jonah, they are very serious. Prophets speaking oracles of judgment upon the people in their sin and the sins of the nations.
The book of Micah, which in our Scriptures follows Jonah, starts off with this great imagery:
“For Lo, the Lord is coming out of his place
and will come down and tread
upon the high places of the earth
Then the mountains will melt under him
and the valleys will burst open
like waters poured down a steep place
All this for the transgression of Jacob
and for the sins of the house of Israel”
Micah does not have much of a sense of humor. Prophets on the whole
spend their time holding up a mirror to the people naming just how we have fallen away from the ways of God and how the consequences will be disastrous. And you have this feeling that even if people know that