Zoë's allergies get seduced out of her by Kevin's compliments. 

Rory and Babs discuss nutrageous dicks and reminisce about their "shexual" time in Portland. 

Rory may be a little too forward for Hallie but he wins back some points by comparing her to a 1950's Sears model.

Zoë and David discuss his first dump ever and their hyper-scandalous grandparents.

Rory aims to become Eliza's sidepiece and they perfect their karaoke duet.

Zoë is wooed by Ted's trail of paper flowers and he goes to extreme leopard-like lengths to hide their affair.

Rory and Lexie name their first child "17."

Zoë and Krista discuss feng shui and their neighboring pudding vats waiting for them in heaven.

Rory and Rachel mourn the death of Philip Seymour Hoffman and then test the pussy eating waters.

Zoë and Conor analyze Cosmopolitan's ways to spice up a relationship and name their future child Streeter.