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- NFL Week 16: How Much Longer Will Joe Burrow Be a Bengal & Not a Jet
This week is unhinged in the best way possible:
Catheters, colonoscopies, quarterback conspiracies, and why Michael Jordan might outlive us all (at least in sneaker sales).
We go deep on the Bengals’ future, Joe Burrow’s contract drama, and why Jets fans will trade every first-round pick to get him. Also:
– The best and worst anesthesia stories
– Does Burrow pull a Luck or become the next Stafford?
– NFL owners who meddle too much (we see you, Woody Johnson)
– Jordan brand longevity vs Taylor Swift legacy
– Our worst fears under sedation
– Dentist trauma and sweet tooth takes
– Parlay’s mountain pastries start a war
– Is the NFL rigged or just weird?
– Why Tom Brady should’ve disappeared and Terry Bradshaw needs to
– Plus all our picks for Week 16: underdogs, locks, and family picks
💥 Weekly Segments
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - [email protected]
🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 Introduction and Personal Fears
00:26 Medical Procedures and Experiences
02:53 Anesthesia and Its Effects
04:46 Dental Work and Traumatic Experiences
10:43 Sports Talk and Betting Picks
23:11 Debating Joe Burrow's Performance
24:07 Jets vs. Saints Over/Under Discussion
25:20 Bears, Bills, and Bengals Picks
25:59 The Commanders' Decision on Jayden Daniels
26:10 Cincinnati Bengals' Future Prospects
35:09 Taylor Swift's Impact and Bonuses
36:56 Pre-Game Show Critiques
39:34 Tom Brady and Post-Retirement Life
42:20 Michael Jordan's Legacy
47:15 Upcoming Nashville Trip
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48 min - NFL Week 15: Your Backup QB’s Favorite Backup QB
It’s December, stress is high, and the Dawgs are unraveling faster than Lamar Jackson in the red zone. This episode starts with holiday panic and ends in full-blown quarterback conspiracy theories. From Guardian Caps to emergency QBs, it’s one of the most unhinged episodes of the season.
🔊 This episode includes:
– Holiday anxiety, rage emails, and self-scheduled therapy
– Are the Steelers cursed or just slow? A deep hat dive
– Lamar won’t run. Josh Allen won’t stop. Burrow won’t sit.
– Why the Ravens are sketchy and the Chiefs still deserve your bets
– TE Mount Rushmore: Is Travis Kelce delusional?
– Guardian Cap debates: Smart safety or visual disgrace?
– The Colts curse, Daniel Jones’ demise, and Philip Rivers rumors
– Emergency QB Rule: Automatic QBs, ethnic diversity, and high school legends
– Mormon Wives x NFL QB of the Week: Josh Allen = Fruity Pebbles?
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
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🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 The Stress of December
00:13 Self-Emails and Self-Reflection
02:17 Christmas Preparations and Surprises
03:25 Naked Dolls and Parenting Observations
04:08 Sex Robots: The Future of Companionship?
08:35 NFL Talk: Teams, Players, and Predictions
20:56 Quarterback Dilemmas and Solutions
21:31 Unconventional Quarterback Categories
23:00 Tom Brady and Family
24:11 NFL Picks and Predictions
26:59 Betting Strategies and Insights
35:10 Jets' Struggles and Media Pressure
38:22 Mormon Wives and NFL Comparisons
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42 min - NFL Week 14: Let’s Not Talk About The AFC North
This week, the Dawgs are barely holding it together as NFL Week 13 delivers another round of broken picks, broken quarterbacks, and broken spirits.
We cover everything from Disney viruses and dirty sodas to Vikings futility, Bengals chaos, and whether Aaron Rodgers is morphing into a Home Alone villain. Also, Robin the Robot continues her downward spiral, and one host openly considers canceling picks for the rest of the season. (Seriously.)
🔊 This episode includes:
– The Vikings offense hits historic lows (yes, worse than the Jets)
– Is Joe Burrow the only thing keeping the Bengals franchise alive?
– Caleb Williams shows up in matcha and wired headphones: let’s go
– Steelers fan breakdown: 26 unanswered and pure sadness
– Eagles identity crisis: Are the Chargers the upset of the week?
– Rodgers looks like he’s about to rob Kevin McCallister
– JJ McCarthy, Max Broer, and the weirdest QB room in the NFL
– Thanksgiving recap: food poisoning, Disney disasters & stuffed mushrooms
– The rise of dirty sodas (and possibly diabetes)
– Gambling Therapy makes a loud return
– Can Robin the AI Gambler ever win again?
– Week 13 Picks: Locks, Underdogs, Homer Picks
– Katie Ka$h fights for the rulebook (again)
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
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🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 Introduction and Initial Frustrations
00:11 Discussing AFC North and Playoff Predictions
00:30 Weight Loss and Thanksgiving Struggles
00:55 Disney Adventures and Food Experiences
01:45 Crowds and Rides at Disney
04:16 Thanksgiving Dinner and Family Moments
06:07 Negativity and Gender Differences
08:11 Greatest Inventions and Driving Safety
10:23 Football Talk and Betting Woes
11:57 Thanksgiving Halftime Show and NFL Games
21:22 Vikings' Struggles and NFL Comparisons
22:13 Vikings' Performance Breakdown
23:36 Aaron Rodgers and NFL Quarterbacks' Decline
29:32 Thanksgiving Football Recap
30:39 NFL Picks and Predictions
38:32 Football Hits and Concussions
42:21 Mormon Show and Dirty Sodas
43:24 Conclusion and Farewell
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44 min - NFL Week 13: Is Jameis Winston More Entertaining Than Daddy Kirk?
It’s our 100th episode, and the Dawgs are unhinged in the best way possible.
From conspiracies to quarterback chaos, NFL Week 13 delivered the weird — and we’re here for all of it.
We debate if Jameis Winston is the most entertaining QB in the league, if Kirk Cousins deserves the nickname “Daddy Kirk,” and why punting from the 29-yard line should be a felony.
🔊 This episode includes:
– Jameis Winston vs Daddy Kirk: Locker room vibes showdown
– Is the NFL rigged? Betting conspiracies and coaching blunders
– Thanksgiving betting hangovers and Friday Night Football
– Shadeur Sanders criticism: Fair or racist?
– JJ McCarthy, Geno Smith, and who sucks worse
– The Giants-Jets stat that will haunt your dreams
– Hall of Fame debates: Eli Manning, Drew Brees, Frank Gore, & more
– Kirk Cousins takes Tuesdays off?!
– Gambling cold streaks, conspiracies, and Dartboard Picks™
– Over/Unders, Underdogs, Locks, and Robin the Robot’s latest bets
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
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🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 Introduction and Banter
00:54 Thanksgiving Recap and Episode Milestone
02:11 Gambling Talk and Strategies
06:45 Conspiracy Theories in Sports
11:32 Quarterback Discussions
22:20 Reactions and Comments
22:39 Tampa Bay's Struggles
24:16 Giants and Jets Woes
24:53 Coaching Decisions and Controversies
27:13 Underdog Picks and Predictions
29:54 Lock of the Week
34:45 Hall of Fame Debates
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45 min - NFL Thanksgiving Special: Pass The Leg
It’s our 100th episode and Thanksgiving is in full effect!
The Dawgs go full mukbang-mode while breaking down the NFL’s Thanksgiving slate, talking cranberry sauce trauma, sharing wild Turkey Day traditions, and throwing shade at quarterbacks who forgot how to play football.
We officially introduce the “Pass The Leg” bet, the best (or worst?) Thanksgiving family gambling tradition.
Plus: we talk parade horror stories, why March of the Wooden Soldiers is an Italian classic, and the true meaning of Friendsgiving rage.
🦃 This episode includes:
– The “Pass The Leg” Fanduel family bet explained
– Lions, Cowboys & Ravens spreads: What’s the move?
– Dak vs Mahomes: Trust issues run deep
– Burrow’s busted wrist & Lamar’s cold weather curse
– Thanksgiving Day betting trends & spreads breakdown
– Prosciutto sandwich reviews and cranberry meltdowns
– Parade pee emergencies, wiffle ball games, and turkey trots
– A full betting preview with Locks, Underdogs & Overs
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - [email protected]
🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 The Great Jeans Debate
00:41 Thanksgiving Special Begins
01:28 Thanksgiving Food Talk
06:37 Thanksgiving Traditions and Activities
10:21 Thanksgiving Parade and New York City Events
14:10 Debating Thanksgiving Plans
15:02 Thanksgiving Bars and Restaurants
16:41 Thanksgiving Football Picks
18:02 Analyzing NFL Teams and Players
27:53 Thanksgiving Spread Facts
28:31 Final Thoughts and Humor
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30 min - NFL Week 12: Are the Bears for Real?! The Most Confusing 7–3 Team in NFL History
This week, the Dawgs dive into everything from blown NFL picks to high school reunions, donuts, and Dancing With the Stars conspiracy theories.
It’s chaos from start to finish as they roast the Jets (again), attempt to make sense of the playoff picture, and uncover the secret lives of football fans in Spain.
🔊 This episode includes:
– A failed follower mission in Madrid 🇪🇸
– Fenway Park game day recap + 56-0 blowouts
– Shador Sanders gets robbed (but not bothered)
– Reality show theories, relationship advice & cider donuts
– Is ESPN Bet already dead?
– NFL trust meter: Lions, Bears, Vikings, and Panthers
– Gronk’s one-day contract + Jets PTSD
– Robin the Robot’s Week 13 picks
– Over/under win total updates + betting regret
– Bar call to San Francisco: the Niners are good for business
– NFL desperation picks and a desperate plea for someone to go 3-0
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
Timestamps:
00:00 Haircut Dilemmas and Eighties Rocker Vibes
00:46 Poses, Sports, and Four Locos
02:18 Coffee Preferences and Health Debates
02:45 Spain Trip and Social Media Efforts
09:02 Fenway Park and Family Moments
15:54 Reunions, Regrets, and Social Dynamics
21:45 NFL Talk and Player Performances
32:50 Wrestling and Live Streaming
33:25 Backup Quarterbacks and Contracts
34:22 NFL Season Over/Under Predictions
39:37 Desperate Teams and Underdogs
41:55 Lock of the Week Picks
49:22 Dancing with the Stars Drama
01:00:01 Relationship Talk and Gifts
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1 hr 3 min - NFL Week 11: We Never Even Got to Use ESPN Bet…
The Dawgs are unhinged this week with ESPN Bet already dead, NFL coaches wildin’, streaming apps out of control, and the Steelers officially broken. It’s betting chaos, football meltdown season, and reunion regrets.
🔊 This episode includes:
– RIP ESPN Bet: We hardly knew you
– YouTube TV beef + Disney pricing rants
– Wildest game ever: Kings Point vs. Coast Guard at Fenway
– Senior day blues and JV mercy rules
– Steelers fans travel to LA for nothing
– Rodgers falling apart in real-time
– Betting scandals in the UFC, MLB, and NFL
– Vegas conspiracies, AI stat fails, and drunk ferry rides
– NFL Week 13 picks and a possible end for the Jets
– Robin the Robot is creeping up in the standings
– Takeout Takes, Degenerate Debates, and the Weekly Picks Battle
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 The Fall of ESPN Bet
00:20 YouTube TV and ESPN Pricing Dispute
00:56 Family Ties and College Football Rivalries
01:30 Ferry Rides and Drinking Tales
03:34 Football Weekend Highlights
09:10 Coaching and Playing in Amateur Leagues
12:45 NFL Coaching Decisions and Team Performances
24:44 Twitter and Dolphins: A Cesspool of Negativity
25:03 The Tanking Debate: Fans Rooting for Losses
25:41 Draft Picks and the Pressure to Succeed
25:57 The Importance of Good Scouting
28:09 Betting and Predictions: NFL Picks
38:25 The Impact of AI on Betting and Law
45:55 Subscription Services and Streaming Woes
49:16 Reunions and Social Dilemmas
👉 Subscribe now for unfiltered NFL chaos, betting breakdowns, and barstool-level takes — from the sarcastic minds of New York degenerates. New episodes drop weekly on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.
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52 min - NFL Week 10: We Owe the Seahawks an Apology
This week, the Dawgs spiral into NFL madness, sugar crashes, and existential crises.
We admit we were DEAD wrong about the Seahawks and Sam Darnold (we’re sorry), dig into the worst defenses in the league, and break down what’s real, what’s fake, and what’s just a sugar-induced fever dream.
🔊 This episode includes:
– Sam Darnold’s revenge season with the Seahawks
– Joe Flacco is throwing missiles, Jake Browning can’t find the playbook
– Bears vs Bengals: Game of the year or worst defense ever?
– Halloween candy hangovers & office sabotage
– Fantasy busts, bad trades, and week-losing kickers
– Green Bay fan check-in via Takeout Takes: shoutout Legend Larry’s
– Weekly NFL picks: Bears, Bills, Dolphins, Lions, Patriots
– Plus: Underdog picks, locks of the week, and Robin the AI Gambler’s cold streak
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - [email protected]
🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 Introduction and Self-Reflection
00:05 Seattle Seahawks and Sam Donald Discussion
00:35 Daylight Savings Time Rant
05:40 Halloween Candy Overload
08:35 Hartwick Football Update
13:10 NFL Trades and Team Performance
25:34 Record-Breaking Quarterback Performances
25:50 Buffalo Bills Fandom and Politics
26:23 Weekly NFL Picks and Predictions
28:09 Underdog Picks and Analysis
30:26 Lock of the Week and Team Insights
31:35 Homer Picks and Betting Strategies
38:49 Packers vs. Eagles: Fan Perspectives
44:07 NFL Legends and Memorable Moments
46:03 Sports Endorsements and Commercials
47:14 Concluding Thoughts and Humorous Anecdotes
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48 min - NFL Week 9: Steelers Defense: Missing. Presumed Dead.
What do robot butt wipers, $600 poop-analyzing toilets, paper towel rationing, and the absolute collapse of the Steelers defense have in common? They all make it into this week’s chaotic ride through football, gambling, and life.
🔥 In this episode:
– Kurt loses it over the Steelers defense (WHO is the coordinator?!)
– The gang debates the perfect bet size (Jonny's running a sportsbook with 23 cents)
– AI toilets and robot bathroom assistants (yes, really)
– NFL’s all-criminal team picks up steam
– The Sandy Pickle vs. Over Under bar pick call-off in Dallas
– Who’s still in the playoff hunt, and who shouldn’t be
– Betting losses, broken teams, and backup QBs everywhere
– Jello shots, criminal stats, and sports meltdowns
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog Picks
– Lock of the Week
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes
– Robin the AI Gambler is back
🧠 Want your poop analyzed? Need to know how many paper towels you can afford this week? Just wanna rage about the NFL? You’re in the right place.
📌 New episodes every week — subscribe for unfiltered sports talk, gambling takes, fan meltdowns, and whatever else comes out of our mouths.
📞 Leave a comment with your lock of the week, and we might just roast it on air.
👉 Watch now. Or forever hold your paper towels.
00:00 Johnny's Perspective on Having Kids
00:10 The Future of Bathroom Technology
00:20 Analyzing Poop: Health Insights and Gadgets
01:13 The Cost and Benefits of Poop Analyzers
03:01 Napkin Economy: Signs of Financial Strain
04:21 Paper Towels vs. Reusable Cloths
05:23 Betting Strategies and Small Wins
08:27 Frustrations with the Steelers' Defense
12:00 NFL Team Performances and Surprising Wins
20:30 The Giants' Misfortunes and Injuries
23:53 Critique of Patrick Queen
24:05 Steelers Defense Positivity
24:39 Betting Frustrations and Insights
25:01 Weekly Picks Recap
27:06 Underdog Picks Debate
31:28 Family Picks and Locks
35:20 Calling Bars for Cowboys Game Picks
42:51 Social Media and Content Strategy
46:15 Final Thoughts and Sign-Off
47 min - NFL Week 8: Is Tua the Real Problem in Miami?
🎙 Hosted by Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h
This week’s episode gets real unhinged, and we’re not mad about it. From Dancing With the Stars conspiracy theories to Jets implosions, Flacco throwing Hail Marys at 73, and debating whether Zach Wilson should be kidnapped back to New York — we cover the chaos across the league and beyond.
🧠 Inside this week’s madness:
– Do the Dolphins hate their coach or just their QB?
– Is Tua sabotaging Mike McDaniel’s career like he did Brian Flores?
– Tyreek Hill’s off-field chaos, comeback odds, and injury updates
– Drake May leading the new-look Patriots
– Garrett Wilson to the Steelers? Please?
– Why FanDuel broke the internet and ruined everyone’s Sunday
– Andy Reid’s first shutout ever — and it’s against the Raiders
– Our NFL bar calls to The Peanut in KC go very, very wrong
– Flacco bombs a 73-yard Hail Mary and we wonder if he’s actually immortal
– Dart, the Giants, and sourdough bread alarms
🍞 Bonus chaos:
– Bread etiquette
– Gambling therapy
– Katie’s Spanish scouting mission
– QR code marketing schemes
– Flipping the Jets before they flip us
If you like football, food, and sarcasm, you’re in the right place.
00:00 Introduction and Icebreaker
00:39 Reality TV Show Discussions
03:28 Internet Outage and Its Impact
04:32 Betting and Gambling Stories
09:54 NFL Talk: Coaches and Quarterbacks
13:02 Patriots and AFC East Analysis
20:15 Jets' Quarterback Dilemma
24:28 Jets Playoff Hopes and Player Stats
24:58 Travel Plans and QR Codes
27:39 Recap of Last Week's Picks
28:46 Week 8 Underdog Picks
31:59 Week 8 Lock Picks
36:12 Monday Night Football Predictions
39:01 Giants' Heartbreaking Loss
46:54 Kansas City Chiefs Call Fiasco
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