Lots of morality talk on today's episode.  We first start with the worst coach in the NFL in terms of having to play for him (0:41 to 4:29).  A teacher in Philly is in trouble for taking bribes.  Would Chris take a bribe? (4:29 to 7:07).  Some New York cops took a picture with a stripper and found themselves in hot water.  Should they get in trouble for this?  (7:07 to 12:37).  A guy tripping on LSD went full Grant Theft Auto and even used that as his excuse (12:37 to 16:42).

A Blue Jackets prospect was sick for a year...then he pooped out a 25-inch tapeworm (0:46 to 9:39).  Ronaldinho is marrying two women and we try to figure out how long this relationship could actually last (9:39 to 14:26).  We were right about Elon Musk all along (14:26 to 15:57).  A 30-year-old was getting kicked out by his parents, so he sued them (15:57 to 20:55).  Deadspin outed PFT Commenter and we can't figure out why (20:55 to 25:47).  College students suck part ten-thousand (25:47 to 27:29).  A negative 5-star review (27:29 to 29:11)

Gambling is now legal and we're all-in on placing some bets as soon as we can (0:30 to 5:41).  A pro golfers wife allegedly attacked him because he played poorly (5:41 to 9:53).  Ethan Hawke is fighting with the New York Knicks over free tickets and we don't want either side to win this fight (9:53 to 15:13).  A new dating app matches people up based on their mutual hatred of things and we think this is a great idea (15:13 to 20:12).  A lottery winner story fooled us (20:12 to 21:38).  One of the most aggressive Missed Connections we've ever seen (21:38 to 24:47)

Jeff Hathhorn drops in to start today's podcast (1:09 to 11:43).  Ichiro doesn't know who the hell Tom Brady is (11:43 to 15:44).  Rafael Palmiero (53-years-old) and Kurt Warner (47-years-old) aren't ready to retire (15:44 to 22:39).  Ricky Williams is investing in Bitcoin because of Uranus (22:39 to 25:27).  The New York Mets made a Little League mistake (25:27 to 31:16).  Another great review of the podcast (31:16 to 33:10).

We are back and we open things up with one of the most spot-on reviews we've received as a podcast (0:55 to 1:55). We wrap up what has been an insane week on the Pittsburgh sports scene (1:55 to 8:35). A surfer broke the world record by riding an 80-foot wave and we wonder how you can survive that if you fall (8:35 to 11:51). A Brinks truck spilled hundreds of thousands of dollars on the road, people grabbed it, and now the authorities want it back (11:51 to 17:47). Elon Musk lost $2 billion and we continue to come out on the winning end of this battle that he knows nothing about! (17:47 to 20:40). A man walked into a lion enclosure, the lion dragged him and then they shot the lion. We're not ok with this (20:40 to 28:28). A university had a "cry closet" for students studying for finals because of course this exists (28:28 to 32:32). Missed Connections (32:32 to 35:20).

It took all of 2 minutes before Kraig stepped in it again and Chris called him out for being wrong.  We talk about the Steelers being interested in a 6-foot-8, 346 pound Australian rugby player which leads to us discussing how we'd do in certain pro sports (2:22 to 14:53).  A bunch of smarmy college students protesting...until the university calls their parents (14:53 to 20:50).  Mark Zuckerberg's insecurities are hilarious (20:50 to 25:33).  The Ole Miss choir randomly broke into song on an airplane and we have two very different takes on whether or not this acceptable (25:33 to 27:16).  Missed Connections make their triumphant return! (27:16 to 29:57).

The podcast is coming full circle and we've learned one thing, you don't want us targeting you!  Our man Mad Mike Hughes finally launched himself in his homemade rocket ( 1:15 to 6:46).  We've begun taking down Elon Musk (6:46 to 10:36).  Craigslist has taken away our Missed Connections! (10:36 to 16:56).  The New Orleans Saints have horrible rules for their cheerleaders and we rip them for it (16:56 to 24:57).  There's a product called "The Swingless Golf Club" and we hate it (24:57 to 28:15).  We talk about the viral video of a cheetah jumping into a Jeep and how we'd respond...Kraig vs the Wolf naturally comes up again. (28:15 to 32:54).

On this weeks episode of The First Time, Long Time podcast Chris Mueller and Kraig Riley talk about why the NFL hates Josh Miller and all its punters and kickers (1:04 to 7:28), CBS doubling down on showing crying kids at the NCAA Tournament and we fully support them (7:28 to 15:10), why we're still an anti-Elon Musk podcast (15:10 to 22:08), a botched execution and what should happen to the inmate now (22:08 to 24:15), what it's like getting called in for jury duty in a murder trial (24:15 to 28:35), a woman getting a DUI on her wedding day (28:35 to 31:46), Craigslist Missed Connections gettin' hot and heavy this week (31:46 to 40:54) and speaking of heavy, Advice Guys has a listener asking us for help as his wife keeps packing on the pounds (40:54 to 47:04).

Russia is hosting the 2018 World Cup and is totally cool with you bringing your drugs to the stadium...soccer might be cool (1:21 to 12:49).  A Denver Bronco blamed a member of the media for the teams 5-11 record, not the players or coaches (12:49 to 18:42).  Pro golfer Justin Thomas got all sensitive when a fan yelled "get in the bunker" to one of his shots and we have differing opinions about what should be acceptable on the golf course (18:42 to 26:24).  A guy was pronounced dead and as they were about to cut him open, he came back to life (26:24 to 35:33).  The best of Craigslist "Missed Connections" (35:33 to 46:35).

Elon Musk is up to some crazy stuff and we're officially an anti-Elon Musk podcast (0:12 to 8:48).  The Olympics had a nip slip and we don't think it's a big deal (8:48 to 16:19).  We determine which Olympic event we could qualify for (16:19 to 24:48).  China is trying to ban strippers at funerals and Chris admits he could be paid to strip at a funeral (24:48 to 33:15).  Four different stories of some of the worst airplane behavior we've ever seen (33:15 to 41:43).  Craigslist Missed Connections got hot and steamy (41:43 to 48:17).