(Not what you think it is!) 

Christopher and Jessica are back, and it's about 30 weeks gone! Tales of doctor's trips, bottom issues, the weird finger thing, and our Birthing Centre / Maternity Ward visit at the Lewisham and Greenwich NHS trust. A Cracking MUM joke too! 

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24 - 27 weeks gone, and things are on the up!

We talk maternity appointments, Mothercare expectant parent events (not a sponsor!), if red cabbage is any good, and an unwanted wee wee problem. Thrush to listen to the episode, and do recommend us to your pals! 

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Baby BW has reached half way there & there's still a long way to go. 

Jessica and Christopher have a particularly giggly episode, with Baby voices, bargains and really great hair. 

We learn about different vegetables too, but which fruit does Christopher absolutely despise (even in it's average size!)?

All this and more in FTPPUK Episode 5 :)

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Woah oh oh oh oh.. Mythterious Girl (or Boy) ... But how will you know?

We talk about a heap of Myths about pregnancy including many to do with predicting the sex of the baby. Also, Dad Joke is (reluctantly) back and it's a belter triple dose, and as a special treat, you get to hear Baby BW's heartbeat for the first time !!!

30 weeks pregnant at time of recording.

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It's Christmas Time! (Well.. it was!)    

We talk about telling our friends and 'going public' and the questions that started to fly at us. 

Also, experiencing the limitations of the normal Christmas festivities as a pregnant woman, and how much Jess misses her festive Fizz. There's story talk about what we'd read the baby, how the body started to change after the 12 week scan, and then of course there's Jess' fave feature – Dad Joke.    

29.5 weeks Pregnant at time of recording.  

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Baby BW is now about 9 weeks old inside it's tummy hotel, and things start getting interesting - not least for the surprise Ariana Grande cover in this episode.

We talk about our first midwife appointment, checking in with the doctor and Jessica has started to have her first craving! ... IS IT ONIONS?!

We talk about how the Limbo period between the test and the scan had an effect on Christopher and how it peaked anxiety into overdrive, and then it's time for the 12 week scan, and to tell our families!

And there's the first of MANY Dad Jokes!

28 Weeks pregnant at time of recording.  

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Are you ready for this? Because we weren't! 

In Episode 1, we go back to September, to the beginning of Baby BW's making (not that bit!).

We talk about finding out Jessica is Pregnant, the initial body signs that made it real, buying a pregnancy test, already weeing far far far too much, having a hormone induced breakdown within the first few weeks, and telling Christopher that it's baby time. Also, would Christopher be ok watching the birth from the court-side seats? (spoiler alert - No, but then again neither would Giraffe-Jess!). 

27 Weeks pregnant at time of recording.

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