FirstTimer’s with Jason Malone

When you look at the lyrics to Billy Joel’s epic piano ballad, “Piano Man”, one can’t help but get the sense that the Piano Man is simply taking advantage of lonely, drunk people. His disdain and haughty opinions reflect someone who doesn’t care one bit for his customers. Or maybe that’s just me? We’re doing pianos this week!!!!!!

On this weeks episode of FirstTimers, I ironically sit DOWN to talk to my guest Nathaniel Greene. WE COVER IT ALL!!!! YOU DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO ANOTHER PODCAST ABOUT COMEDY EVER AGAIN!!!!!

Commuting…It’s the worst right??? NOT TRUE. There are a million other things that are worse…The more you know.

Guess who’s back? Back again? Jason’s back. Tell some friends.

“We are Young. Heartache to Heartache, We Stand”-Par Benetar. Youth is the ever distancing treasure we all seek, but only the uber rich can fathom. Is Tik Tok a way to keep young forever…Or is it a way to make teen boys horny? Enjoy!!!!

This weeks ep highlights the colorful world of acrylic painting…plus a really hacky Peter Dinklage joke! 😀

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This the type of beat I can bop on

I need a quick thot that can top off

This the year that I really get my guap on And you know the whole game, I got a lock on It's Young M.A, Redlyfe, got that hot sauce

What’s a Bakers Dozen? No, seriously…what’s a bakers dozen? This weeks episode is sponsored by Anchor.