Welcome back to another beautifully chaotic round of the Blokethings podcast!

This week, the boys are swapping some highly questionable "proud dad moments" that perfectly capture the absolute rollercoaster of raising kids.

Shane breaks down a wild 24 hours involving teenage schoolyard brawls, ER visits, multiple suspensions, and a buggy rollover.

Meanwhile, Dean on the younger side of parenting, we hear about the genius of bribing your kids to clean up dog shit for Bali pocket money—and the sheer, exhausting defeat of watching your son take a leak directly on the patio. It’s one step forward, two steps back, and a whole lot of laughs.

• The High School Rumble: Shane gets the dreaded "don't freak out" phone call. Find out how a petty photo turned into a full-blown schoolyard brawl, ending with the sisters backing each other up ("one in, all in") and catching multiple days of suspension.

• The Buggy Rollover: Because a fistfight wasn't enough for one week, Shane’s oldest daughter survives a buggy crash while living her best life in "passenger princess mode."

• The Bali Hustle: How to successfully outsource your yard work. A six-year-old learns the value of a dollar (and the art of delegation) by cleaning up dog shit for holiday cash.

• The Pissy Puddle: The ultimate moment of parental defeat. What goes through Dean's mind when his youngest son decides the patio is a toilet—and then uses it like a muddy puddle.

  Memorable Quotes from the Episode:

  "Fuck around, find out, and they found out."

  "Are you okay, Crash Bandicoot?"

  "If you don't take that photo, none of this starts. Actions have consequences."

  "He's using it as a puddle... A pissy puddle."

  Next time on Blokethings: The boys will be recapping their FJ Cruiser run and the family trip to Bali!