Ichi. Ni. San. Shi. Come on everybody and do Karate.

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April Fools! Time to talk about some horrible movies. And here one "legendary" so bad it's good film featuring Cynthia Rothrock. Or is it?

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A serious war drama about a feminist icon in China has loads of flying kicks and rag doll physics? Sign me up!

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Why is it called a Book of Heroes when there is no book and is actually about a con woman, a wannabe cop and Yukari Oshima fighting throughout the whole movie? Who cares because there's a six year old beating up people.

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The movie has two special needs people fighting to the death in the end. What else is there to say about this movie?

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Michelle Yeoh is a magnificent warrior in Magnificent Warriors, the Indiana Jones-esque action vehicle with twice the combat skills and half the musical talent

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Ending Black History Month with an awesome Michael Jai White flick. Only thing it doesn't have is him screaming "Falcon Punch!"

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Billy Blanks is he ultimate killing machine. He is tough. He is deadly. He is and.

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From the guy who brought you Tae Bo, comes another cheesy 90s throwback. It's also the movie that predicted that 2020 would be devastated by environmental disaster.

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Continuing Black History Month with the criminally unknown Carl Scott putting his all in the amazing fight scenes. None of that effort goes into the voice overs.

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