If you're lactose intolerant, be careful. This movie is something something legend-dairy pun.

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Finally a movie that lives up the word "Fail" in the Fists of Fail Podcast. Max Zhang. Anderson Silva. Overacting. Prepare for some crap.

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It's the end of Spooktober and nothing is scarier than jumping vampires and kung fu.

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Don't cover a Hong Kong movie they said. Don't do a horror comedy they said. Find a strict martial arts horror movie they said. Well it's three movies for the price of one.

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It's Spooktober and we are covering the Sammo Hung horror kung fu classic, with jumping Chinese vampires, chi finger blasts and real onscreen chicken beheadings. 

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Our first film coverage of Wu Jing in the starring role in this Dennis Law directed movie about underground fighting. It's also such a burden to sit through, our mics malfunctions during record. I guess you can call it a FATAL error.

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Not a movie about Iron Man in a wheelchair. It's the legendary "Return of the Five Deadly Venoms" , the Shaw Bros followup to a much better film. Is this movie just as handicapable as its predecessor?

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Isaac Florentine teams up with Scott Adkins for the billionth time to bring us the last of the classic ninja action movies to have come out in over seven years. I mean watching Adkins kick ass is awesome but what we really need is more Lego Ninjago.

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Just like this episode number, Blood and Bone is niceeee. It's been eleven years since this hit shelves and too many episodes since we covered a Michael Jai White film at all. 

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We finally get around to talking about this Malaysian martial arts film featuring Yayan Rahuian's action direction. Wira was this episode months ago? It was waiting for Will to come up with that joke.

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