Fit, Fat & Fluctuating

This week on Fit, Fat & Fluctuating, we’re talking pets—those fuzzy freeloaders draining our wallets. Is your cat really worth that $500 vet bill? Should you adopt that stray, or just let nature take its course? We debate the best (and worst) pets, throw around some exotic pet ideas, and ask if these furballs really need gourmet kibble when you’re barely feeding yourself.

#Pets #PetSpending #AdoptDontShop #PetDebates #ComedyPodcast #FitFatFluctuating #PetLife #PetChoices

We dive deep into how our weight affects our closest relationships—from our partners to our kids and even our friends. Whether it's the struggle of syncing diets with your spouse or the joy of bonding over greasy takeout, sometimes the heaviest parts of our relationships have nothing to do with the scale.

#Relationships #FoodieBonds #EatingTogether #ComedyPodcast #FitFatFluctuating

Grab your slap bracelets and fire up the dial-up, because we're traveling back to the 90s—a decade where snacks were bold, the colors were loud, and our metabolism actually gave a damn.

#90sSnacks #NostalgiaBinge #Doritos #Slurpee #SnackAttack #ComedyPodcast #FitFatFluctuating #Foodies

Looking for the perfect spot to watch the sun dip behind a smog-filled skyline while gnawing on a baguette and sipping on an overpriced cocktail? We’ve got you covered! Plus, Danielle reveals her roots in Normandy, France, and suddenly everything makes sense.

#ComedyPodcast #BeachFood #OutdoorDining #NormandyRoots #FitFatFluctuating #FoodieTalk #SatiricalHumor

Join Andy, Brandon, and Danielle as they take a fatalicious trip down memory lane, reminiscing about the foods that defined their childhoods.

#ComedyPodcast #FoodNostalgia #ChildhoodMemories #FitFatFluctuating #FoodTalk #HealthAndHumor

In this episode of "Fit, Fat & Fluctuating," hosts Andy and Danielle delve into the world of buffets, while Brandon is mysteriously "unavailable" (probably eating in his car).

#fitfatfluctuating #comedypodcast #buffets #bangbang

While Andy's off on his snack run, our intrepid hosts Brandon & Danielle dive into the labyrinthine world of diet apps, where the digital playground meets the nutritional minefield. #FitFatFluctuating#DigitalDiet #CalorieComedy #DietApp #LaughingOffThePounds

As Danielle performs an involuntary exorcism on her gastrointestinal tract, Brandon and Andy valiantly steer the gravy train through the choppy waters of the toothfish (aka the illustrious Chilean seabass), explore a daring rebranding campaign for bologna, and waxing poetic about 7-11 tequitos. Clutch your hams tightly and hold onto your sweatpants for a quick and dirty episode of Fit, Fat & Fluctuating!

#FoodieFunnies #toothfish #FitFatFluctuating #seabass #tequitos #Podcast #FoodAdventures #CulinaryComedy

Who said ordering a meal was easy? Brandon, Andy and Danielle debate everything from brand identity to desserts through the perplexing menus of iconic eateries like Cheesecake Factory and Outback Steakhouse.

#FoodieFunnies #MenuMayhem #FitFatFluctuating #CheesecakeFactory #OutbackSteakhouse #Podcast #FoodAdventures #CulinaryComedy

Brandon, Andy, and Danielle serve up another deliciously candid episode about the struggles of resisting their food fantasies, and how these cravings spill over into real life. 🍔😉🍕😄🍰🤣