Some things take a lot of time and effort. When you finally get ‘em, you gotta flaunt ‘em. It’s only natural.
Running for president, for example. And, we don’t mean student counsel. We’re talking the big kahuna. President o’ the United States. America, that is. Black gold. Texas tea. (Oops. Got a little off track, there. The “Beverly Hillbillies” theme is a tenacious ear worm).
So imagine you’ve put aside the family business. Worth billions. With a “B”. It’s out of your control: the kids are running it now. Kind of like a blind trust, except that the kids work for you. You know how it is. Emoluments. Conflicts of interest. Blue state things.
You’ve even given up philandering, not that you won’t talk about it, time and again.
TV career? Been there, done that. It went well with the philandering. And, who’s to say you can’t get back to it. Sununu, Huckabee, and Santorum, certainly had a run at it after politics, to name just a few. Why, even the Dems can look pretty good on TV after a few years in the ring with Ronnie’s party. You just have to turn the volume down and imagine they’re telling birther jokes.
Oh yeah, so you ran and you won. President, that is. Black gold. Texas tea. (Oops. Sorry). Time for a speech. Could keep it low-key, conciliatory. Mend the country. Or …. you could flaunt the win. The base would love you. Might even draw a sideways glance from Barack or Hilary. Bill? Probably not: his eyes are elsewhere.
Being awarded a patent by the good ole’ United States Patent & Trademark Office is like winning the presidency. (Nice segue, huh? Smooth). Either way, you gotta’ flaunt it. Or, at least some feel that way. Take the dispute in Myco Industries v Blephex, a recent case out of the Federal Circuit Court of Appeals. The defendant, a patent owner, apparently couldn’t help flaunt his to a competitor (and, possibly a customer or two) at a trade show. A lawsuit ensued and, next thing you know, there’s an injunction, an appeal and, voila, an episode of "Undercover IP." Join us and learn what some of the bounds are when it comes to openly accusing a competitor of patent infringement.