What if dragons were actually pre pubescent anime girls? Answer: it would be painful, mostly. God damn it, anime.

Buy the series on Amazon: Michiko & Hatchin: Complete Series Part 1 [Blu-ray]

Much delayed, we finally have Episode 60, featuring returning guest star Schroedinger’s Matt! We look at the anime Michiko and Hatchin and give it the ol’ Five Point review.

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For more of Lilac, go to http://www.lilacanimereviews.blogspot.com.

This week, we look at the lives of frustrated Tanuki and the old men who grope them. Okay, fine, that’s not all it’s about. It’s also about purple haired women swimming with whales in the nude.

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For more of Rob, go to http://www.planet-rob.com

Remember how for a couple of years, Hollywood tried to remake various anime, and they all bombed horribly?

Yeah, this is one of ’em.

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Recipe for a podcast: take two cohosts, remove one, add one guest star, then add one ridiculously epic anime. Bake for half an hour at 300 degrees, serves eight.

For more of Brainchild, go to http://www.mangatestdrive.blogspot.com and http://www.infiniterainyday.blogspot.com

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Xam’d: if Studio Ghibli had created the Guyver.

… damnit, shouldn’t have summed it up so well! Listen to the review anyway.