When half of Paddy's gets bought out by a business developer, the gang seeks revenge. Unfortunately, an ill-timed dog-napping plot, a poorly made video tape, and a flaming bag of poop threaten the gang's chances of getting their property back.  Also, we meet the Sex Doll's mom.

The gang learns that Charlie's former elementary school teacher is on trial for child molestation and they attempt to stage an intervention to get Charlie to admit that he was.  Dee's busy being the useless chick with her Sex Doll.

A guy dies in Paddy's pub. The Sex Doll and Mac use the guy's death as an excuse to get close to the guy's attractive granddaughter. Meanwhile, Charlie discovers that The Sex Doll and Dee's grandfather was a Nazi.  

When Paddy's gets robbed, the gang decides to purchase a gun with many issues. At the same time Dee is dating a mysterious man which the gang suspects to be the robber.  The Sex Doll shoots a gun!

When Charlie confidentially confides that he has cancer, it leads to a series of instances of the guys (and their sex doll) manipulating women and one gorgeous transsexual (not a transvestite).

The gang turns Paddy's into a safe haven for teens, but things get weird when the sex doll gets asked to the local high school prom.

In this take on the abortion debate Mac and his Dennis sex doll go to opposite sides of an abortion rally to pick up women while Charlie deals with an unruly kid he believes to be his son.

The guys hire Dee's friend as a promoter for the bar and get more than they bargained for. Charlie seeks black friends to prove he isn't a racist.  Dennis is a sex doll.

Welcome to Five Star Man!  Join Steve and Chris as they watch each episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and debate whether Dennis Reynolds is a sex doll or not.