Guys are pigs. And women? Of course, they’re are all saints. No one but queer guys put their mouths on you-know-whats, do they? On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels™,” old friend – NYC cab driver and poet, Seth Goldman – comes to visit The Citizen and Mitch to play a game of “F*#k, Marry, Or Ki*l?” The three old farts plow ahead and pound out their choices. The consensus as who would be the woman they’d want to take to bed for just one time? Well, take a listen and find out