Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

Our Hopeless Scvm end things with the shit cult, and Toddward becomes something… else in this conclusion to Chvrch ov the Worm. Sasha explodes, Wemut finally does it. Tommy visits his uncle, Tvrdwad transcends, and Skreech gets an escort on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Tvrdwad the Feculent One @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

Chvrch ov the Worm by JVC Parry @jvcparry

The Sun Scorched Zealot by Nick Tregidgo

The Catacomb Saint by Makooti @gamepunked

The Shonky Skulker from Goblin Gonzo by Tommy Sunzenauer. 

The Narcomancer by Brain Rat.

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris with assets by JVC Parry.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Our Hopeless Scvm come face-to-face with the shit-cult leader and its rejecting servants, deep under the cesspits of Schleswig. Sasha says his name, Wemut sees the light,Tommy finds the key, Toddward takes the plunge, and Skreech has had enough on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

Chvrch ov the Worm by JVC Parry @jvcparry

The Sun Scorched Zealot by Nick Tregidgo

The Catacomb Saint by Makooti @gamepunked

The Shonky Skulker from Goblin Gonzo by Tommy Sunzenauer. 

The Destitute Thespian by Linderon.

The Narcomancer by Brain Rat.

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris with assets by JVC Parry.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Our Hopeless Scvm enter the Cesstine Chapel, but what they find is just a bunch of religious crap. Levi doesn’t have a name, Wemut is still “alive”, Tommy is still here as well, Toddward conjures vomit, and Skreech comes back in this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as ??? the Sun Scorched Zealot

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

Chvrch ov the Worm by JVC Parry @jvcparry

The Sun Scorched Zealot by Nick Tregidgo

The Catacomb Saint by Makooti @gamepunked

The Shonky Skulker from Goblin Gonzo by Tommy Sunzenauer. 

The Destitute Thespian by Linderon.

The Narcomancer by Brain Rat.

4d20 Swords Which Are Not +1 by Philip Jensen. @philthemaker

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris with assets by JVC Parry.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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With a shit-eating cultist in their clutches, our Hopeless Scvm find where they need to go: the cesspits of Schleswig. Peewee harvests some… materials, Wemut has a harsh revelation, Tommy has nothing better to do, Toddward ruins his smoking jacket, and Dorian comes back on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Peewee the Tormented Toymaker

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

Chvrch ov the Worm by JVC Parry @jvcparry

The Tormented Toymaker by ReverendUncleBastard. @UncleBarber

The Catacomb Saint by Makooti @gamepunked

The Shonky Skulker from Goblin Gonzo by Tommy Sunzenauer. 

The Destitute Thespian by Linderon.

The Narcomancer by Brain Rat.

4d20 Swords Which Are Not +1 by Philip Jensen. @philthemaker

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris with assets by JVC Parry.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Finally arriving in Schleswig, the Hopeless Scvm run into a familiar face bearing bad news, but word of a disgusting new cult has them searching through the lowest places to find what they need. Peewee uses his eye, Wemut fires one off, Gruno plays the hero, Toddward plays the flute, and Skreech flails around and finds out on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Peewee the Tormented Toymaker

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Gruno the Corpse Plunderer @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

Chvrch ov the Worm by JVC Parry @jvcparry

The Tormented Toymaker by ReverendUncleBastard. @UncleBarber

The Catacomb Saint by Makooti @gamepunked

The Corpse Plunderer by Harkenstone

The Destitute Thespian and d66 Flails by Linderon.

The Narcomancer by Brain Rat.

4d20 Swords Which Are Not +1 by Philip Jensen. @philthemaker

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris with assets by JVC Parry.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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A young, pregnant woman claiming to carry the “child of Nechrubel” and her elderly husband are escorted from Schleswig to Galgenbeck by a ragtag group of Scvm to escape persecution from King Fathmu IX. The final Misery is nigh! Will they make it to Galgenbeck before the child is born? Find out as Deuce holds it tight, Wemut is still here, Skutz high-fives Kurl, Kurl keeps her warm, Melville puts some pants on, and Hatchet brings in some friends in this Antichristmas Special of Flail to the Face. Happy Holidays.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Deuce Bigley the Mendacious Lycanthrope

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Skutz the Scorched Bedlamite @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Kurl the An Cailleach @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Melville Hugo Lesterborne the Dead God’s Prophet @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

And introducing very special guest Johan Nohr as Hatchet the Esoteric Hermit @JohanNohr

This episode features:

Unholy Nativity and The Mendacious Lycanthrope by The Rolled Standard @r20lledstandard

The Catacomb Saint by Makooti @gamepunked

The Scorched Bedlamite by “Full Frontal” Philip Jensen @philthemaker and “Torture Daddy” Ian SerVaas.

An Cailleach by Michael Mars @MichaelMarsRPG

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio and SilverSunMusic, mixed by Kevin Welch.

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Our Hopeless Scvm continue towards Schleswig, this time crossing Wastland, but they don’t do it alone. Lefty shish-kabobs a shit-crow, Wemut finally wins, Rundle becomes a statistic, Toddward visits an outhouse, Skreech offers the leftovers, and Grittr gains an entourage, in this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook and Peewee the Tormented Toymaker

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Rundle the Lord of Flies and Gruno the Corpse Plunderer @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

And introducing Rugose Kohn as Grittr the Wretched Royalty @RugoseKohn

This episode features:

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

The Tormented Toymaker by ReverendUncleBastard. @UncleBarber

The Catacomb Saint by Makooti @gamepunked

The Lord of Flies by Eduardo Carabaño @ecarabano

The Corpse Plunderer by Harkenstone

The Destitute Thespian and d66 Flails by Linderon.

The Narcomancer by Brain Rat.

4d20 Swords Which Are Not +1 by Philip Jensen. @philthemaker

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Our Hopeless Scvm continue their trek to Schleswig, through Bergen Crypt and (back) into the Valley of the Unfortunate Undead, but not without meeting a few unfriendly faces. Lefty gets boned, Wemut technically wins, Rundle gets squirrelly, Toddward does a u-turn, Screech hates it, and Dödz puts a few in the air, on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Rundle the Lord of Flies @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

And introducing John Baltisberger as Dödz Bringare the Slayer of the Undying @kaijupoet

This episode features:

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

The Catacomb Saint by Makooti @gamepunked

The Lord of Flies by Eduardo Carabaño @ecarabano

The Destitute Thespian and d66 Flails by Linderon.

The Narcomancer by Brain Rat.

The Slayer of the Undying by John Baltisberger @kaijupoet

4d20 Swords Which Are Not +1 by Philip Jensen. @philthemaker

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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After making their escape from Doomkirk, our Hopeless Scvm head towards Schleswig. But, first, they must make their way through Bergen Chrypt. Lefty seals his fate, Wemut calls the rats, Rundle puts it down, Toddward can’t be bothered, Skreech puts everything into perspective, and Grinn becomes a statistic on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Rundle the Lord of Flies @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

And introducing Walton Wood as Grinn the Gutterborn Scum @LiberLudorum

This episode features:

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

The Catacomb Saint by Makooti @gamepunked

The Lord of Flies by Eduardo Carabaño @ecarabano

The Destitute Thespian and d66 Flails by Linderon.

The Narcomancer by Brain Rat.

4d20 Swords Which Are Not +1 by Philip Jensen. @philthemaker

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Upon finally discovering where the Necropriestess dwells, our Hopeless Scvm, along with their two new acquaintances, struggle to receive an audience with the mysterious clergywoman. After finally learning what she wants, the reality of their “rock and a hard place” situation sinks in and they find themselves needing to make a pivotal decision. Lefty goes left, Wemut meets Wemut, Rundle breaks ‘em off the tip, Toddward twists the arm, and Skreech tells it like it is on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Rundle the Lord of Flies @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

Doomkirk by Getaro, featured in Monolith Issue 1 - Harvest by the Bogfolk @bogfolk

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

The Catacomb Saint by Makooti @gamepunked

The Lord of Flies by Eduardo Carabaño @ecarabano

The Destitute Thespian and d66 Flails by Linderon.

The Narcomancer by Brain Rat.

Cover art created by Rugose Kohn (@RugoseKohn) with typography by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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