On this month’s Flavor Text, we’re tapping all our mana to summon one of the biggest and most complex lore monsters out there today. That’s right nerds, we’ve unpacked the story behind Magic: The Gathering. And, what started as a strained recounting turned into one of the most fucking straight-up metal fantasy stories any of us has ever heard.

The art behind Magic is tight! Here’s the album of all the artwork Kyle referenced.

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