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Episode Sixteen of the Flavor Text Podcast sees a completely normal peace talk where nothing bad happens at all ever. Also, Ashnod did nothing wrong.

0:00 - Rusko, Rusko, Rusko, Rusko...

14:50 - Chapter Summaries and Flavor Text

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Episode Fifteen of the Flavor Text Podcast begins part two of the Brother's War and shows us what each of the brother's fates have become! We also have a very, very special guest with us today, we can't believe we got him on air with us. Check out his voice here:

https://youtu.be/hjyil6X4bGY

Also check out the concept art of the Brother's War here: https://www.mtg-multiverse.com/concept-art#/the-brothers-war-2022/

0:00 - Intro and MTG News

8:43 - Chapter Summaries

1:12:57 - Sunny's Comic Corner

Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is [email protected].

Episode Fourteen of the Flavor Text Podcast brings us to childhood's end for our titular brothers. We lose a character, we discuss a character that might never have been lost, and also think about roach flour cookies. Mmm, roach flour.

0:00 - Intro and MTG News

9:37 - Chapter Summaries

57:49 - So Much Flavor Text (New Brother's War Cards!)

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Episode Thirteen of the Flavor Text Podcast starts us off with the first chapters of the infamous Brother's War! We see a frankly staggering jump in writing quality as well as consider a planeswalker who is just a rock.

0:00 - Intro and MTG News

7:39 - Chapter Summaries

55:54 - Sunny's Comic Corner

Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is [email protected].

Episode Twelve of the Flavor Text Podcast wraps the Thran up. We look at the Thrilling Conclusion, Related Cards, and how clown tribal is connected to everything. (It's not.) 

Go ahead and click here if you'd like to see all of the Thran-related cards we discussed in today's episode!

0:00 - Intro and MTG News

22:32 - Chapter Summaries

48:54 - The Thran Flavor Text Compendium

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Content Warning: The chapters discussed here today involve situations depicting drugging and non-consent. If these topics bother you, consider skipping the chapter summaries this week. 

Episode Eleven of the Flavor Text Podcast involves desperately trying to sandbag horrible chapter content with the birth of clown tribal. Elesh Norn is a confirmed horse girl.

0:00 - Intro and Flavor Text Requests

13:27 - Chapter Summaries

58:00 - Warhammer and UNF Discussion

Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is [email protected].

Episode Ten of the Flavor Text Podcast is about kinkshaming dead planeswalkers. Oh, and Yawgmoth dies. He's totally dead. 1000% dead. 

0:00 - Intro and Flavor Text Requests

23:25 - Chapter Summaries

52:49 - There is No News and We Must Scream (Sheoldred Elk Card When?)

You can find Sunny's work here or here. Listen to the end of the episode for information on how to win a free commission!

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Episode Nine of the Flavor Text Podcast is watching us completely screw up character names and remove knives from our frontal lobes. 

0:00 - Intro and Flavor Text Requests

20:00 - Chapter Summaries

48:40 - Dominaria United and Other News

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Episode Eight of the Flavor Text Podcast is watching Halcyon go down the drain in 48 hours or less or your money back guaranteed. Happy Birthday to Magic the Gathering! If you'd like to read along with our little birthday surprise, follow the link below!

https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/75t4r6/found_a_review_of_magic_the_gathering_circa_its

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Episode Seven of the Flavor Text Podcast is worse than the title suggests. If you're surprised by now, you haven't been reading! We also discuss some recent card revelations for probably way too much of the episode.