Flavor Text

By Marena and Sunny

Two intrepid Magic: The Gathering players brave the past to read official MTG books. We learn lore, discuss characters, and comment on the crazy, wild backbone of this popular card game. (And I confus... more

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How many episodes does Flavor Text have?

The podcast currently has 16 episodes available.

Flavor Text episodes:

December 16, 2022 Episode 16- Urza's Flying War Crimes
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is [email protected].
Episode Sixteen of the Flavor Text Podcast sees a completely normal peace talk where nothing bad happens at all ever. Also, Ashnod did nothing wrong.
0:00 - Rusko, Rusko, Rusko, Rusko...
14:50 - Chapter Summaries and Flavor Text

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1h 36min
November 28, 2022 Episode 15- A Book Worth Marrying a Princesses For
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is [email protected].
Episode Fifteen of the Flavor Text Podcast begins part two of the Brother's War and shows us what each of the brother's fates have become! We also have a very, very special guest with us today, we can't believe we got him on air with us. Check out his voice here:
https://youtu.be/hjyil6X4bGY
Also check out the concept art of the Brother's War here: https://www.mtg-multiverse.com/concept-art#/the-brothers-war-2022/
0:00 - Intro and MTG News
8:43 - Chapter Summaries
1:12:57 - Sunny's Comic Corner
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1h 31min
November 10, 2022 Episode 14 - The Brother Battle Book by Dr. Seuss
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is [email protected].
Episode Fourteen of the Flavor Text Podcast brings us to childhood's end for our titular brothers. We lose a character, we discuss a character that might never have been lost, and also think about roach flour cookies. Mmm, roach flour.
0:00 - Intro and MTG News
9:37 - Chapter Summaries
57:49 - So Much Flavor Text (New Brother's War Cards!)
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1h 39min
October 20, 2022 Episode 13- Tocasia's Archeological Summer Camp for Wayward Youths
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is [email protected].
Episode Thirteen of the Flavor Text Podcast starts us off with the first chapters of the infamous Brother's War! We see a frankly staggering jump in writing quality as well as consider a planeswalker who is just a rock.
0:00 - Intro and MTG News
7:39 - Chapter Summaries
55:54 - Sunny's Comic Corner
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1h 14min
October 07, 2022 Episode 12- Heart to Heartstone (The Thran FINALE)
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is [email protected].
Episode Twelve of the Flavor Text Podcast wraps the Thran up. We look at the Thrilling Conclusion, Related Cards, and how clown tribal is connected to everything. (It's not.)
Go ahead and click here if you'd like to see all of the Thran-related cards we discussed in today's episode!
0:00 - Intro and MTG News
22:32 - Chapter Summaries
48:54 - The Thran Flavor Text Compendium
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1h 47min
September 21, 2022 Episode 11- ...and One for Yawgmoth!
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is [email protected].
Content Warning: The chapters discussed here today involve situations depicting drugging and non-consent. If these topics bother you, consider skipping the chapter summaries this week.
Episode Eleven of the Flavor Text Podcast involves desperately trying to sandbag horrible chapter content with the birth of clown tribal. Elesh Norn is a confirmed horse girl.
0:00 - Intro and Flavor Text Requests
13:27 - Chapter Summaries
58:00 - Warhammer and UNF Discussion
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1h 30min
September 08, 2022 Episode 10- Gaslight, Gatekeep, Yawgboss
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is [email protected].
Episode Ten of the Flavor Text Podcast is about kinkshaming dead planeswalkers. Oh, and Yawgmoth dies. He's totally dead. 1000% dead.
0:00 - Intro and Flavor Text Requests
23:25 - Chapter Summaries
52:49 - There is No News and We Must Scream (Sheoldred Elk Card When?)

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1h 5min
August 25, 2022 Episode 9- How to Stop Worrying and Love the Charge Stone
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay
Episode Nine of the Flavor Text Podcast is watching us completely screw up character names and remove knives from our frontal lobes.

0:00 - Intro and Flavor Text Requests
20:00 - Chapter Summaries
48:40 - Dominaria United and Other News

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1h 32min
August 11, 2022 Episode 8- Oops! All Machines
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay
Episode Eight of the Flavor Text Podcast is watching Halcyon go down the drain in 48 hours or less or your money back guaranteed. Happy Birthday to Magic the Gathering! If you'd like to read along with our little birthday surprise, follow the link below!
https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/75t4r6/found_a_review_of_magic_the_gathering_circa_its
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1h 24min
July 28, 2022 Episode 7- Phyrexian Watersports
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay
Episode Seven of the Flavor Text Podcast is worse than the title suggests. If you're surprised by now, you haven't been reading! We also discuss some recent card revelations for probably way too much of the episode.
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1h 35min

FAQs about Flavor Text:

How many episodes does Flavor Text have?

The podcast currently has 16 episodes available.