Lone ladies are likely to be lifted. Mustachioed men may not make lips in public. NYC places public peeing a peg down. In Sin City backs betting on basically everything, except D1 Moving day made for manic chaos.

Boulder backs budgeted bullying on the boys in blue. Real random and really dumb rules in Rhode Island. Clinton cancels creepin on casual car sex. North Carolina drops dropping dirty words at the dead.

Geese granted guaranteed guardianship. Minnesota lays down the law on late-night massages. Stupid Starbucks stamps strict strictions on baristas. Staten stipulates against special sprinklers.

Jersey jams up jestful drivers. New York nullifies nasty eyes. FDA fumbles Nyquil chicken futures. Cali call for cannabis clemency. Golden State guards kids' good times.

New Zealand hates hilarious hats. Britain backs bald blokes. Various very unconventional Virginian laws. Kentucky cancels concealed canons.

Dastardly Davids does doobies. Arizona aims for absolute honesty with astrology. Qatar is quick to quell thirst quenching at World Cup.

Extreme exact actions can expedite ex-communication. Poot Pootin in police, permits prison time. Kids+CO2 canisters can kick rocks in the Big Apple. Florida man.... no alliteration here just listen to a crazy Florida man story.

Urbana banned big bad monsters. South Korea strikes sexy sites. Sucking face in the streets is strictly sanctioned in certain spots.

Delaware demands dogface dames declare warnings for deformities. Golden states grants ghost 3 years to get gone. Kiwis cut back on chubby immigrants. Wales whelps wild kids with well-sized fines. Massassachusettes minimizes munchies at memorial services. San Francisco scraps sky-high scat sculptures.

Belarus Bans bantering with ET beings. Hornytown hates on handsy healers. Spartanburg stops the spread of watermelon seeds in cemeteries. Belarusstamps out smacking sculptures. OKC cancels creating coffin chaos. Tampa tells rats to take a swim.