The air marshal gets nervous as Pj, Matt and Bryan debate the boundaries of memes, irony, satire and art. (Swag.)

The guys discuss MUN, LSA, NELP, VHSs and DVDs. Bryan wants one of his DVDs back. To get it, he's prepared to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Pj mistakes Somalia for the Forrest Moon of Endor and plots his coronation as the "Golden One" of fruit.

After labeling Michigan Tech University “a party school without women”, the guys proceed to deconstruct dungeon crawl video games and the literature of Isaac Asimov, Philip K. Dick, William Gibson and Neal Stephenson.

Matt, Pj and “Scooter” bravely decide to have a conversation about the required equipment to execute space sex. BONUS: Be sure to listen to the entire episode to learn details of how to get a free drink from Matt at Go Comedy! Improv Theater.

On the way to Deadhorse, the guys contemplate such truths as Old Faithful is not a solid, perfection is perfect, and Bryan, much to Anya's dismay, will never be Todd.

The guys explain contact lens care: MacGyver-style, the secret to naming an improv troupe, and why you can’t keep calling up Dido.

On their way to take in a little Grapefruit League action, Pj and Matt tell Bryan about their suppressed dreams of becoming a European dance music act and acquiring a Gmail account.

On the flight, Bryan, Matt and Pj consider Christopher Columbus’s many adventures, including: San Salvador, Santa Maria la Galante, Antigua and Babysitting.

Si quaeris ostendo amoenam, circumspice