Floor Rejects

Hello my name is Jonathan and I am very tired. Somehow taking a nap made me more tired than I would’ve been if I stayed up all day. So lucky me, I have a short chapter for you today, a scary little snippet. Y’all just wait till I start getting really up into these long, drawn out chapters. You’re gonna get SICK. OF. ME.

Now we get some good interactions between our injured little country bird and his low-key hot savior. (I want you to know, sweet listener, I REALLY edited away a lot of the fluffy, borderline-arousing descriptors I used of Travis when I wrote this as a 16 YO. I think if he was a really person, the Travis in the first draft from 2011 would have looked like the love child of Shrek and Jacob from Twilight. Totally ripped, inhumanly tall, hyper masculine and oversized features, and ethnically ambiguous. My 24 YO self has revised him to sound like he looks a bit more human.)

I’m baaaaack. Hopefully this chapter get s better, because my narraration sure as hell doesn’t!

Here is a quickie chapter, figured I would record it all in one go. In this chapter Billy is found by his father, but spared by a mysterious stranger.

Here we go! Between a not so brief intro and outro is Chapter 1 of my first full length story. And an ad break (because I’m a proffesional). It is Chapter 1 of We Just Call It Love! I hope you enjoy!

Isn’t it disgusting how easy it is for narcissists like me to start a podcast. Truly I don’t know what I would do if I had no way to express my ever-growing creative flow. (That was all sarcasm. I’m a privileged, white passing, man living in the United States, there is nothing unique about my perspective!!) Anyways, this little intro just serve so that you kind of get an idea of what I sound like so if this is your first episode and you hate the sound of my voice, stop now. I understand. I’m not really that great. (If you do you like the sound of my voice, please listen to every episode and support every sponsor that is in any episode ever! I hate my day job!)

Haha, I’ve got you in my clutches! Get comfy, my sweet listener, because if you stick around you get week-by-week, personally narrated, personally written, and personally critiqued episodic stories! We go chapter-by-chapter through the worlds I build for myself just to get away from it all! Season 1-3 is sappy, romantic, and only mildly scary, but season 4? Oh honey... it’s gonna get scary and SEXYYYYY OOOOOHHHH