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It's a flop slop fest this week girls so listen up for the following flops being covered!

How We're Flopping

Cassandra - trying to "post"

Justin - obsessed with a new NICHE FRAGRANCE

Quick Flops

• AI Andy Cohen to be launched by Peacock to generate "tea"
• Chappell Roan supposedly "beefing" with a famous 11-year-old, Jude Law's 7 children, who is Cat Cavelli? PLUS an UPDATE: the bodyguard has spoken out?
• Justin Timberlake DWI footage exposed
• Afroman WINS in landmark freedom of speech vs defamation lawsuit against local police department, even though he's been a little politically "?" recently
• "Shy Girl" novel by Mia Ballard revealed to be AI book slop, she even copied the original cover from Pinterest? 
• Lindy West throuple drama - Slate explainer and feud with Scaachi Koul + review from The Atlantic

Local Flops

LA - Why is Spencer Pratt still running for mayor?

PHL - Italians everywhere are panicking over a new rule about citizenship

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Hi Flops,

We're so back with this week with a BUFFET of flops, including Oscars coverage, the Pussycat Dolls half-reunion, and SO MUCH MORE!

How We're Flopping This Week

Cassandra - St. Patrick's Day culture

Justin - allowed Harry Styles' SNL appearance to inspire a spiral 

Quick Flops

David Protein bars actually have way more calories than the wrapper says!

Trump's new shoe obsession

Why were so many celebs at a Taco Bell promotional event?

Nicole Kidman is... Scarpetta?

Pussy-half Dolls reunion

Oscar flops

-Jake Shane red carpet hosting flop

-Timmy Chalamet opera ballet Misty copeland drama explained - also NOTE: we say in this clip that the Matthew McConaughey / Timmy comment is from 2019. That is WRONG, there is another clip of him saying opera and ballet are dying from 2019 AS WELL. 

-KPop Demon Hunters cut off

-Kumail presents a tie (NOT a flop)

-presenter bits flop

-Devil Wears Prada 2 --- merch drop?

-Jessie Buckley cat missteps

-Diane Warren loses AGAIN

Local Flops

LA - Hundreds in LA strapping gopros to their bodies to train AI, help!

PHL - Helluva Good Dip appears in droves MYSTERIOUSLY at many philly restaurants

xoxo

Justin & Cassandra

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Back back back again this week with a gorgeous new episode covering all the flops you need to know this week, including but not limited to:

How We're Flopping This Week

Cassandra - Let the Connor Storrie SNL disappoint me + Mumford & Sons, what's going on? 

Justin - Watching F1 for research

Quick Flops

• Kelly Clarkson Talk Show Ending, P!nk talk show ascending?
  • plus P!nk's fake divorce rumors
• The spooky Jim Carrey Clone conspiracy
• Tariff refunds
• Harry Styles' current flop trajectory
• Claude and the bar for AI ethics being in hell
• The Paramount/Warner Brothers merger is night and we're all doomed nbd
• Bowen Yang stuck in Antarctica, missed Actor Awards appearance
• Teens want "connected masculinity" on screen, according to a "survey"

Local Flops

LA - (gay) tourists freaking out in Puerto Vallarta after El Mencho's murder

PHL - SEPTA has a mascot? And so do these other government agencies...hmm...

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On this week's episode of Flop soup, we're SO back and SO in the thick of floppery:

How We're Flopping:

Cassandra - Key West Margaritaville

Justin - Why is Snoopy culture everywhere?

Quick Flops:

• Manon is already leaving Katseye?
• Tyra ice cream x the America's Next Top Model Doc
• Polymarket x Substack?
• Liza Minnelli Implicates Gaga in Oscars Snafu
• Hillary Duff tickets / Millennial Panic
  • interviews about her husband
• Who is Clavicular?
  • What is the clipping economy? And how did it influence Clavicular's rise? (this second link is Substack and is speculative but not unfounded)
  • The New York Time profile (that we don't support)

Local Flops

LA - Catalina Island deer are being ordered into extinction

PHL - blizzard 2.0 flops on down to Phillytown

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Hi Flops! 

We're so back this week covering:

• Scream 7's floppy marketing ploys
  • Kalshi
  • Meta AI (reddit link, couldn't find real reporting on this but the feature does exist)
• The Pentatonix La La Land spoof gender reveal
• The Grammys (this is our podcast and we'll cover the Grammys 2 weeks late if we want to)
• The Superbowl and its many ads (AI, crypto, and fatphobia, OH MY!)
• Olympic flops (incl. the MINIONS FIGURE SKATER!) + the cheating Norwegian biathlete

Local Flops

LA - people lined up for WHO on Ventura Blvd? (this is something Justin simply saw with his eyes so no link)

PHL - Local dive bar BANS under 25s during fake ID spree

See you on the flop side,

Justin & Cassandra

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Happy Friday flop tarts <3 

We're so back with a new episode covering the below flop topics:

• Harry Styles' "comeback" single
• Alex Honnold as peak straight climber boy culture
  • his Taipei climb delayed
  • he would have done it for free
• Kyrsten Sinema / Alienation of Affection
• THE BECKHAMS
  • Brooklyn Beckham's many careers
  • Who is Nicola Peltz
  • Brooklyn Beckham's Instagram screed
• Oscar Noms
• MORE Queer Eye cast mess

Local Flops

• LA - Golden Globes Glambot drama
• PHL - why are we moving the Rocky statue 500 feet? 

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Hi Flop Tarts,

We're so back this week with a BEVY of flops just for you:

How We're Flopping This Week:

• Cassandra - Seeing a screening of Margaret (2011)
• Justin - Loving Kpop from 2014

Quick Flops

• Matt & Bowen launch their new Post-SNL Las Culturistas era with an accidental squabble with the Democratic Party
• O'dessa A'Zion Wig Drama
• Donna Kelce Flopping as "Secret Traitor"
• Floposcope: Robyn's New Album
• Bruno Mars "Claps Back" About New Single "I Just Might"
• Stranger Things Finale
  • Conformitygate explained

Hot Flopic: The Golden Globes

• Cynthia Erivo misses globes for Dracula's 23 parts
• Polymarket sponsors the globes & who the heck cares if they got a bunch of predictions right? 
• why was the playlist so good and full of wedding songs?
• new red carpet trends (no links, just our observations)
• Mary Beth Barone doing red carpet on socials
• Podcasting award required nominees to pay $5500 to be nominated

Local Flops

• LA - Doomsday Plane at LAX?
• PHL - Philaqueens x Mawn Drama plus Inquirer coverage

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We're so BACK in the New Year!!! With the first episode of our new season of 2026 topics <3 Included for your listening pleasure:

How we're flopping:

• Cassandra - Bink waterbottle
• Justin - seeing Hamnet

PLUS Special Segment where we discuss "going viral" with this instagram post

Quick Flops

• Jojo Siwa now goes by Joelle?
• Pedro Pascal OLD behavior (these are Twitter rumors, no link)
• Celine Song <3s Ella McCay (and so do we)
• Avatar: Flop & Ash
• Celebrity Beast Games aka the WASHED Olympics
• TOXIC MOM GROUP DRAMA with ASHLEY TISDALE
  • The original Cut article
  • The mom group
  • Matthew Koma RESPONDS
• The Critics' Choice Awards

Local Flops

LA - Horses restaurant drama REARS ITS HORSEY HEAD ONCE AGAIN

PHL - Mummers flops & more Mummers flops

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It's THAT time of year, dear flop tarts, stars, and tinas! 

We present: Flop Soup's grand retrospective for 2025, the 2025 Floppy Awards! The awards where we determine who really WAS the floppiest of them all. 

We also reveal a few midnight hour flops that revealed themselves in the final weeks of 2025 (we're looking at YOU, Academy Awards on YouTube in 2029). 

And finally, we present our ins & outs for 2026 (and yes, in and out lists are so OUT but this podcast is about being floppy so we're NOT gonna stop doing them!).

Thank you for listening all year long and we can't wait for Flop Soup Season 4 aka the year 2026!

xoxo

Justin, Cassandra, & David

Other Show Notes:

Astronomer HR lady in the New York Times

Xtina Christmas Album Holiday Special Situation

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HEY DOLLS JUSTIN'S BACK!! 

And HERE are the flops we're talking about:

• Checking in on Ella McCay's historic flop 
• Netflix buys Warner Bros and also what does that mean
• George Clooney doesn't wanna KISS GIRLS anymore
• Men getting stuck in places
• Why Are Gay Guys Posting That: Spotlight on Heated Rivalry & Jordan Firstman
• Dictionary Spotlight on the Word: SLOP for 2025
• Kalshi betting crash outs over Time Person of the Year, which is "the architects of AI" ... ok

Plus Local Flops:

• Man discovered in trunk of Waymo
• Penn Alumni continue to embarrass themselves

Support the show

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Co-hosted by Cassandra Kyriazis and Justin Crosby.
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If you're loving the pod, rate and review us everywhere podcasts can possibly be rated and reviewed <3 please :)