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Your head flop captains are back with more flops that DEMAND your attention this week, including:

• "We DON'T have time for that" corner, featuring Taylor Swift, Adela 5 Gum collab, Emmy Rossum's...album? and Lauren Boebert's NEW sex scandal
• Should you bring iced coffee to your job interview?
• The Hyrox diarrhea incident
• OnlyFans fashion show with Kelly Osbourne...
• New York Times best TV list by...Nicholas Sparks
• Ed Sheeran dragged by his cousin JETHRO SHEERAN + everyone who dropped the tour
• Channing Tatum's secret burner troll instagram account EXPOSED
• and more <3

Local Flops

LA - Burning Man Midlife Crisis

PHL - bitcoin powered...sauna?

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Hi Dearest Flops,

Here we go AGAIN!

Flops of the week:

• Shailene Woodley's reaction to getting engaged to Aaron Rodgers
• John Mayor's perception of the past (link to Instagram link celebrating the 20th anniversary of his album Continuum)
• Practical Magic 2 "fizzles" at box office
• Nation's Dumbest, an AMAZING new reality show featuring Hilaria Baldwin, Jojo Siwa, and M O R E, and if you want to know who won
• World Trade TRADE Center
• Why is Jasmine Crockett supporting Chris Brown?
• And Is Miley Cyrus's Bass Persuading...
• Sydney Sweeney's ad campaigns are getting further morally and ethically compromised!
• Rupaul's Drag Race UK CANCELLED Y'ALL + what is WOW Presents +

Local Flops:

LA - Orville Peck having the "perfect" day in LA, babe you need a friend!

PHL - Diner En Blanc, floppy and cancelled due to weather

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Hi Flop Stars & Tarts,

Flops of the week for you -- served HOT!

Including:

• Beyonce's expensive crate
• Natalie Portman updates
• Carly Rae Jepsen x Heated Rivalry collab on... a baby!
• Hunter Biden bisexual reveal
  • followed by Hunter Biden memecoin reveal
• Stella Lefty at it again, with FIVE song theft accusations
• SNL US vs SNL UK (the winner will shock you)
• Mary J. Blige's weird AI music "ad" with Suno

Local Flops

LA - hikers had to be rescued from Mt Shasta because they used AI to plan their hike

PHL - Cassandra has beef with the Philadelphia parallel parking contest

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Hi flop tarts & stars,

We've got your weekly flops HERE!

• Bonnaroo CANCELLED due to climate change
• Dunkin Donuts x Febreze collab ... for wal-mart?
• Hooters movie might exist
• Heated rivalry cottage owner speaks
• Kalshi bans George Santos in EPIC flop soup collab
• Gwyneth Paltrow Sam Altman dinner CANCELLED
• Stella Lefty
  • fake song 1 - Boston
  • fake song 2 - Summer You Were Mine
  • BREAKING NEWS: fake song THREE!
  • she covered stick season so much actually
  • she runs her own fan account (these are tiktok videos, not real news, so just a THEORY!)
  • billboard top 10 right now scaring us to our core (this is a point in time link so it will change)

Local Flops

• LA - A million dollar public bathroom opens in Runyon Canyon & we stan
• PHL - Somebody did pilates with Waka Flocka Flame in Center City

-Justin & Cassandra

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Hi Flop Tarts!!!!!

Back from our week off and we are getting right back into some classic messy flops, including:

• Margaret Qualley's Chanel Heel Shoe (A shoe that is all heel no shoe) at the Dog Stars (?) premiere
• Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi's friendship with a cockroach
• Nicholas Hoult replaced by Kit Harington as Gilderoy Lockhart in flop Harry Potter HBO Max series
• WattPad Fan fiction community drama over censorship (featuring One Direction)
• Andrew Garfield's resurfaced 2013 comments about bisexual interracial spiderman, he really talked about it a lot
• Lady Gaga and her man Michael go into dark biotech business together again, NY Post nails the headline
• To Catch a Predator's Chris Hansen goes full Tár mode ahead of "Primetime"

Local Flops 

• LA - Mayoral Debate Livestream Snafu
• PHL - Ritz 5 theater has to close (hopefully) temporarily due to fire code violation

And more <3 

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Hi Flops, 

Here we go again with a bold new serving of flops that make us wonder: is anyone okay? Spoiler alert: no <3

How We're Flopping

• Cassandra: saw One Night Only the day BEFORE it came out
• Justin: going "nightbitch", coyote-style

Flops

• Tate McRae unflops? Or re-flops as she "fakes" interacting with Neutrogena products
• The Voice: Celebrity is coming, we guess
• We lost another Katseye <3 then they were four <3
• "The End of Oak Street" uses an "AI dog podcast" for promotion
• Joe Jonas had to get "therapy" after his first solo album underperformed, Hey Jonas podcast exists
• Media Died: NYT coins "hobbyamory," Washington Post is peddling protein quizzes now, shout out to the Acta Diurna
• Heated Rivalry Season 2 Casting News

Local Flops

• LA - Homeless services provider who lives in Hawaii gets huge payout
• PHL - Polycules that are just six people living in a house in west philly - it's not news <3

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Hi Flop Tarts,

We're back again this week - asking questions and sometimes getting answers!

This week's flops include:

How We're Flopping

• Cassandra needs a Zevo, bad
• Justin needs one (1) airpod

This Week's Flops

• Chipotle expands into...Mexico?
• AI Nightmare corner: Jake Johnson please be quiet about how much you love AI + what the fuck is the AI Insurance Corgi Cafe? + why did Jake Johnson say the streaming era is good for actors
• Warner Brothers is RACING to strike a "Barbie 2" deal before they lose Mattel rights in December
• Tate McRae says "I think it’s pretty obvious what kind of person I am and the things I support. And I hope that my fans can see that through the things that I’m putting my energy towards. I like to say my piece through organizations I support and the environment that I have on tour." and we say no <3
• Ariana Grande drops out of Sunday in the Park, drops a music video for new song "petal" where she looks upsettingly thin, and is inspiring thinkpieces the world over about her clear and obvious eating disorder
• One Night Only soundtrack preview EP just dropped and you know what? Cassandra <3s it

Local Flops

• LA - UCLA research program studying large rodents has to start "OnlyMarms" account to shore up money after funding was cut
• PHL - Hoagie Heir has OnlyFans with a 98% gay guy fanbase

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Hi Flop Tarts,

Here we go AGAIN with even more flops than ever. 

This week's flops:

• Dakota Johnson / Marilyn Monroe / Maggie Gyllenhaal "short" film? 
• Matthew Morrison recalls finding his girlfriend cheating on him on 9/11
  • and setlist here
• Get your ASU influencer degree!
• Chelsea Handler's flop rules of vacation conduct
• What's going on with the Other Mommy trailer
• Alpine divorce - we're finally talking about it
• Benny Safdie is the new Mason Thames

Local Flops

LA - the neighbors in Studio City are mad about the new Fast & Furious roller coaster

PHL - Lebron James taking helicopter every day to play for 76ers???

Don't forget to rate & review us wherever you get your podcasts and tell all your friends how much you love FLOP SOUP!

xoxo

Justin & Cassandra

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The flop girls are BACK and this week we're discussing:

• Why are everyone's (Chuck Schumer, Amy Schumer, Kelly Clarkson) stomachs messed up (we kind of know why, but not all the way?) + Taylor Farms <3 MAGA
• Matty Healy and Gabriette getting married in "Fecal Matter"
• Men in Japan showing LEG at the office
• Drag queens soft quitting drag
• World Cup Halftime show mess
• 13 Going on 30 Reboot announcement
• THE ODYSSEY chatter

Local Flops

• LA - Cinerama Dome is gonna become a what now?
• PHL - Shane Gillis breaks attendance Guinness world record held by ... who? 

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Produced by David Lai.

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Hi Flops,

We're so back this week with a gorgeous tossed salad of fresh flops if you know what we mean ;)

This week's flops:

• Man attacked by bison in Yellowstone (sorry on pod we say Yosemite, so what? what are you gonna do? tell the national parks police???)
• Man jumps out of plane in Chile, woman pilot survives
• Millie Bobbie Sword Gay
• Margaret Qualley & Jack Antonoff divorce
• People bought trash from the Taylor/Travis wedding
• Lindsey Graham is dead but Mitch McConnell is alive? Riddle us THAT!
• Diet Coke is medicine?
• Live Action Moana flop

Local Flops

LA - Tilly Norwood AI actress "cast" in a "movie"

PHL - FIFA Fan Fest concert line up IS straight pride: culminating in, of course, Bebe Rexha

xoxo,

Justin & Cassandra 

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