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Hi Flop Tarts,

Here we go AGAIN with even more flops than ever. 

This week's flops:

• Dakota Johnson / Marilyn Monroe / Maggie Gyllenhaal "short" film? 
• Matthew Morrison recalls finding his girlfriend cheating on him on 9/11
  • and setlist here
• Get your ASU influencer degree!
• Chelsea Handler's flop rules of vacation conduct
• What's going on with the Other Mommy trailer
• Alpine divorce - we're finally talking about it
• Benny Safdie is the new Mason Thames

Local Flops

LA - the neighbors in Studio City are mad about the new Fast & Furious roller coaster

PHL - Lebron James taking helicopter every day to play for 76ers???

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xoxo

Justin & Cassandra

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The flop girls are BACK and this week we're discussing:

• Why are everyone's (Chuck Schumer, Amy Schumer, Kelly Clarkson) stomachs messed up (we kind of know why, but not all the way?) + Taylor Farms <3 MAGA
• Matty Healy and Gabriette getting married in "Fecal Matter"
• Men in Japan showing LEG at the office
• Drag queens soft quitting drag
• World Cup Halftime show mess
• 13 Going on 30 Reboot announcement
• THE ODYSSEY chatter

Local Flops

• LA - Cinerama Dome is gonna become a what now?
• PHL - Shane Gillis breaks attendance Guinness world record held by ... who? 

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Hi Flops,

We're so back this week with a gorgeous tossed salad of fresh flops if you know what we mean ;)

This week's flops:

• Man attacked by bison in Yellowstone (sorry on pod we say Yosemite, so what? what are you gonna do? tell the national parks police???)
• Man jumps out of plane in Chile, woman pilot survives
• Millie Bobbie Sword Gay
• Margaret Qualley & Jack Antonoff divorce
• People bought trash from the Taylor/Travis wedding
• Lindsey Graham is dead but Mitch McConnell is alive? Riddle us THAT!
• Diet Coke is medicine?
• Live Action Moana flop

Local Flops

LA - Tilly Norwood AI actress "cast" in a "movie"

PHL - FIFA Fan Fest concert line up IS straight pride: culminating in, of course, Bebe Rexha

xoxo,

Justin & Cassandra 

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HAPPY JULY AKA STRAIGHT SHAME MONTH! To transition out of pride month we have some gay flops on our docket and a handful of nasty corporate flops to discuss, including:

• Taylor Frankie Paul's season of the bachelorette is seeing the light of day (straight)
• Tubi is gay and with merch (gay)
• Rupaul speaks (gay)
• Club Chalamet vs. nonbinary Connie Storrie fans in PARIS, FRANCE (gay)
• Supergirl flopping hard (straight)
• Minions and Monsters culture (gay)
• A24 using AI (straight)
• Cannes Lion (gay - derogatory)
• Meta flopping to compete with Kalshi (straight)
• Allbirds is now Smartbird (asexual, actually)

Local Flops

• LA - SpaceX IPO luxury housing boom - sentences that have never been uttered before, etc., etc. 
• PHL - Noah Kahan poop fiasco at Citizens Bank Park

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Hi Flops!

We're so back this week with a full menu of flops, including but not LIMITED TO:

How We're Flopping This Week:

Cassandra - watched Voicemails From Isabelle, the hottest Netflix slop off the presses

Justin - Ticketmaster won't stop pushing Zolita (?) on him

Flops This Week:

-Mr. Beast x James Patterson

-Lizzo in the flop depths with her new album

-Snapchat tries to do the whole "glasses" thing

-Sombrpalooza x Taylor Swift and HERE is the taylor swift interview where she says thing about women saying stuff

-Europe loves ranch dressing now, thanks FIFA

-TYRA BANKS' MODELLAND: what is it and why you should avoid it

Local Flops:

LA - Beethoven Market lost its liquor license

PHL - Bleachers is doing Philadelphia pandering with their new flop album

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Hi flops!

We're so back for pride month and you'll feel like we NEVER left. This week's flops are big, juicy, and GAY! 

We're covering:

• The Rare Un-Flop: Emily Blunt used no AI to make those weird alien sounds
• Orna from Couples Therapy does an I don't Think So honey, making US say we don't think so, honey... (instagram link, might expire)
• Ariana Grande new single...midlandia
• Spencer Pratt running in the LA mayoral primary (and... here's the inconclusive update)
• The Enhanced Games flop, plain and simple
• NAME A WOMAN...who is old and in a movie (shout out THELMA)
• Pattie Gonia vs. Patagonia... the lawsuits continue
• Stop That Train AI rumors

Local Flops

• LA - Justin DGAFs if a place in LA has "the best dirty martini in town" 
• PHL - why is pride $10? Hello? What happened to FREE.99?

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Hi flops,

Here we are AGAIN! Three episodes in THREE WEEKS! It's called FLOW and we're ON IT! 

This week's flops are richer and more tantalizing than ever:

• Gypsy Rose Blanchard shadow feud with James Charles
• Cruises continue to flop
• Paper Mag said WHO was mother?
• Pam Grier on Julia Louis-Dreyfus's podcast
• Everlane sells THE HELL OUT!
• John Travolta's Many Berets
• Olivia Rodrigo & the Faux Babydoll Dress Hysteria
• Hollywood Assists the Singularity

Additional Quick Flops

• Trish Paytas Does Kpop & Benihana
• Lea Seydoux acts to exist
• Mr. Feeney & His Wife & Their Open Marriage, Oh My

Local Flops

• LA - the top 100 WORST rental properties
• PHL - World Cup looms, disappointing and full of mandatory tipping rules

See you next week,

xoxo

Justin & Cassandra

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HAPPY FRIDAY FLOPTARTS

To wrap up your week we're coming to you with the latest flops you MUST know, including:

• Nick Cannon's Mother's Day
• New Wordle Game Show
• The American Music Awards lineup
• Overturning 100 year old laws about the MAIL
• Prego Pasta Sauce listening device
• Peak FLOP week for cruises
  • Hantavirus cruise ship
  • what is hantavirus and why you can chill out about its pandemic potential
  • gay gay on hantavirus cruise
  • And also 28 cruise ship employees arrested in child pornography ring (oh no)

PLUS Local Flops:

• LA - Justin can't wait to RIDE THE D in LA
• PHL - new office building that legit says CHUBB on it

xoxo

Justin & Cassandra

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Hi flops!

We missed you and we're SO back with this week with a fresh batch of flops, including: 

• Kacey Musgraves dressed as an armadillo for album promo?
• Sydney Sweeney's fart rumors
• Channing Tatum still down bad for Zoe Kravitz
• Meryl Streep weighing in on Stanley Tucci's heterosexuality
• The ONE NIGHT ONLY / Sex Purge Trailer
• The Verity Trailer
• SPIRIT AIRLINES GOING BANKRUPT AND SHUTTERING FOR GOOD, which is bad for everyone

Local Flops

• LA - Pussycat Dolls reunion tour cancels ALL US tour dates EXCEPT WeHo Pride, blue dot fever
• PHL - everyone is too thirsty for a Philly-based polyamorous Jeopardy contestant

XOXO

Justin & Cassandra

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Hi Floptinas! 

We're back again with a new episode covering the following flopics:

• Kris Jenner is "mad as hell" about her facelift
• Maren Morris bisexual era terrors
• One Direction boys fighting & flopping
• Polymarket rules & regulations (for NPR employees)
• Charli XCX claiming the "dance floor is dead"
• AllBirds is just AI now
• Meghan Trainor cancels tour AND sells house?

Local Flops

LA - Beignet Box? Christina Milian?

PHL - Philly acting up re: having the best free bread in America

XOXO

Flopsandra & Flopstin

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