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We are SO SO back and we MISSED YOU! 

Come catch up with us on the flops of the week, as well as some we missed while we've been away, including but not limited to:

Our Flops

• Cassandra still watching Nobody Wants This, help
• Justin obsessed with Whalefall, a movie about being swallowed by a whale...............

Main Flops

• Martha Stewart homeless costume
• ALL the celeb halloween costumes we think were lame
  • Jessica Alba x Nancy Kerrigan knee
  • Roberty Downey Jr x Pedro Pascal dress up as Marvel spon
  • Carson Daly as... Ella Langley?
  • Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos doing like 20 costumes?
• Ryan Phillippe Instagram resolution revolution
• Glee REBOOT (Gleeboot) discussion
• Kelly Clarkson vs. Art of Play recap - and where do we go from here?
• Jennifer Lawrence's haircare line - NYMag profile + the rise of the celebrity hair care side hustle
• + upper bleph panic

Local Flops

• LA is resigned to its mayoral race
• Philly poised for a new sewer system because 12.5 billion gallons of raw sewage spills into local waterways every year : )

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Your head flop captains are back with more flops that DEMAND your attention this week, including:

• "We DON'T have time for that" corner, featuring Taylor Swift, Adela 5 Gum collab, Emmy Rossum's...album? and Lauren Boebert's NEW sex scandal
• Should you bring iced coffee to your job interview?
• The Hyrox diarrhea incident
• OnlyFans fashion show with Kelly Osbourne...
• New York Times best TV list by...Nicholas Sparks
• Ed Sheeran dragged by his cousin JETHRO SHEERAN + everyone who dropped the tour
• Channing Tatum's secret burner troll instagram account EXPOSED
• and more <3

Local Flops

LA - Burning Man Midlife Crisis

PHL - bitcoin powered...sauna?

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Hi Dearest Flops,

Here we go AGAIN!

Flops of the week:

• Shailene Woodley's reaction to getting engaged to Aaron Rodgers
• John Mayor's perception of the past (link to Instagram link celebrating the 20th anniversary of his album Continuum)
• Practical Magic 2 "fizzles" at box office
• Nation's Dumbest, an AMAZING new reality show featuring Hilaria Baldwin, Jojo Siwa, and M O R E, and if you want to know who won
• World Trade TRADE Center
• Why is Jasmine Crockett supporting Chris Brown?
• And Is Miley Cyrus's Bass Persuading...
• Sydney Sweeney's ad campaigns are getting further morally and ethically compromised!
• Rupaul's Drag Race UK CANCELLED Y'ALL + what is WOW Presents +

Local Flops:

LA - Orville Peck having the "perfect" day in LA, babe you need a friend!

PHL - Diner En Blanc, floppy and cancelled due to weather

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Hi Flop Stars & Tarts,

Flops of the week for you -- served HOT!

Including:

• Beyonce's expensive crate
• Natalie Portman updates
• Carly Rae Jepsen x Heated Rivalry collab on... a baby!
• Hunter Biden bisexual reveal
  • followed by Hunter Biden memecoin reveal
• Stella Lefty at it again, with FIVE song theft accusations
• SNL US vs SNL UK (the winner will shock you)
• Mary J. Blige's weird AI music "ad" with Suno

Local Flops

LA - hikers had to be rescued from Mt Shasta because they used AI to plan their hike

PHL - Cassandra has beef with the Philadelphia parallel parking contest

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Hi,

Flops HERE!

-Justin & Cassandra

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Hi Flop Tarts!!!!!

Back from our week off and we are getting right back into some classic messy flops, including:

• Margaret Qualley's Chanel Heel Shoe (A shoe that is all heel no shoe) at the Dog Stars (?) premiere
• Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi's friendship with a cockroach
• Nicholas Hoult replaced by Kit Harington as Gilderoy Lockhart in flop Harry Potter HBO Max series
• WattPad Fan fiction community drama over censorship (featuring One Direction)
• Andrew Garfield's resurfaced 2013 comments about bisexual interracial spiderman, he really talked about it a lot
• Lady Gaga and her man Michael go into dark biotech business together again, NY Post nails the headline
• To Catch a Predator's Chris Hansen goes full Tár mode ahead of "Primetime"

Local Flops 

• LA - Mayoral Debate Livestream Snafu
• PHL - Ritz 5 theater has to close (hopefully) temporarily due to fire code violation

And more <3 

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Hi Flops, 

Here we go again with a bold new serving of flops that make us wonder: is anyone okay? Spoiler alert: no <3

How We're Flopping

• Cassandra: saw One Night Only the day BEFORE it came out
• Justin: going "nightbitch", coyote-style

Flops

• Tate McRae unflops? Or re-flops as she "fakes" interacting with Neutrogena products
• The Voice: Celebrity is coming, we guess
• We lost another Katseye <3 then they were four <3
• "The End of Oak Street" uses an "AI dog podcast" for promotion
• Joe Jonas had to get "therapy" after his first solo album underperformed, Hey Jonas podcast exists
• Media Died: NYT coins "hobbyamory," Washington Post is peddling protein quizzes now, shout out to the Acta Diurna
• Heated Rivalry Season 2 Casting News

Local Flops

• LA - Homeless services provider who lives in Hawaii gets huge payout
• PHL - Polycules that are just six people living in a house in west philly - it's not news <3

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Hi Flop Tarts,

We're back again this week - asking questions and sometimes getting answers!

This week's flops include:

How We're Flopping

• Cassandra needs a Zevo, bad
• Justin needs one (1) airpod

This Week's Flops

• Chipotle expands into...Mexico?
• AI Nightmare corner: Jake Johnson please be quiet about how much you love AI + what the fuck is the AI Insurance Corgi Cafe? + why did Jake Johnson say the streaming era is good for actors
• Warner Brothers is RACING to strike a "Barbie 2" deal before they lose Mattel rights in December
• Tate McRae says "I think it’s pretty obvious what kind of person I am and the things I support. And I hope that my fans can see that through the things that I’m putting my energy towards. I like to say my piece through organizations I support and the environment that I have on tour." and we say no <3
• Ariana Grande drops out of Sunday in the Park, drops a music video for new song "petal" where she looks upsettingly thin, and is inspiring thinkpieces the world over about her clear and obvious eating disorder
• One Night Only soundtrack preview EP just dropped and you know what? Cassandra <3s it

Local Flops

• LA - UCLA research program studying large rodents has to start "OnlyMarms" account to shore up money after funding was cut
• PHL - Hoagie Heir has OnlyFans with a 98% gay guy fanbase

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Hi Flop Tarts,

Here we go AGAIN with even more flops than ever. 

This week's flops:

• Dakota Johnson / Marilyn Monroe / Maggie Gyllenhaal "short" film? 
• Matthew Morrison recalls finding his girlfriend cheating on him on 9/11
  • and setlist here
• Get your ASU influencer degree!
• Chelsea Handler's flop rules of vacation conduct
• What's going on with the Other Mommy trailer
• Alpine divorce - we're finally talking about it
• Benny Safdie is the new Mason Thames

Local Flops

LA - the neighbors in Studio City are mad about the new Fast & Furious roller coaster

PHL - Lebron James taking helicopter every day to play for 76ers???

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xoxo

Justin & Cassandra

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The flop girls are BACK and this week we're discussing:

• Why are everyone's (Chuck Schumer, Amy Schumer, Kelly Clarkson) stomachs messed up (we kind of know why, but not all the way?) + Taylor Farms <3 MAGA
• Matty Healy and Gabriette getting married in "Fecal Matter"
• Men in Japan showing LEG at the office
• Drag queens soft quitting drag
• World Cup Halftime show mess
• 13 Going on 30 Reboot announcement
• THE ODYSSEY chatter

Local Flops

• LA - Cinerama Dome is gonna become a what now? 
• PHL - Shane Gillis breaks attendance Guinness world record held by ... who? 

Support the show

To join our Patreon for bonus content & to support the show MONETARILY!!!, visit https://www.patreon.com/FlopSoup

Co-hosted by Cassandra Kyriazis and Justin Crosby.
Produced by David Lai.

If you're loving the pod, rate and review us everywhere podcasts can possibly be rated and reviewed <3 please :)