Florida Sucks

Premature permission to open bars, Pasco pre-crime, punkass politicians punting COVID proposals, and proof perfidious POTUS prevaricates? Join us this week as we discuss all this and more! As a little bonus, we also check in with our favorite archbishop of bleach and his large son! 

Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL 23rd District) makes a pointless stand as Postmaster General Louis DeJoy pointlessly blocks her from entering post office facilities. We also talk about the killing of the suspected Portland shooter Michael Reinoehl by federal and local authorities, as well as Kim Jung Un's crush on Sarah Huckabee Sanders. RIP David Graeber.

We did it, we finally did it!! We bagged us a big boy gator on our long awaited trip. We offer a rare glimpse into our personal lives for the purpose of gloating and flexing our Florida boy bona fides. We also talk about the Kenosha, WI shooting of Jacob Blake and the subsequent killing of 2 BLM activists by a minor illegally carrying an assault rifle at a protest he went to oppose. Oh yeah, and the stupid 2020 conventions were stupid. We make fun of them AND Steve Bannon for getting arrested! 

Today we're talking Qanon, we're talking school re-openings during COVID, and how the Sheriff of Marion County banned mask wearing so he can show off his mustache. We really tried keeping it short this week, but failed miserably. Anyway, see ya after the gator trip!

This week we talk about the massive explosion in Beirut, the Governor/Senator cat-fight over the failure of FL's unemployment system, and some cult that lives down the street from Matt.

Plus, the President gets cornered LIKE A DOG by a member of the lyin' fake news media during an interview. Meanwhile, the man running to replace him accuses an interviewer of using drugs, and drives a car around to prove he hasn't lost his mind. All that and more! Strap in, its a long one.

Demon semen and surprising sperm on this week's episode of Florida Sucks. We give gas station pizza mogul (and long-time friend of the pod) Herman McCain a fitting send off, revel in the posterior pain of Sheriff Robert Gualtieri, and much more! Bonus: Everyone who listens to this episode gets a new car!

Goof'em-ups and laughter abound as we cover a lot of ground in this weeks very loose stream of consciousness episode. From the Tampa Bay Ray's taking a strong stance against injustice, to a billionaire internet troll applauding a US-backed coup, to the RNC in Jacksonville being cancelled. Of course, the civil unrest and the pandemic remain as the backdrop to the increasingly dystopian walking nightmare we call reality, but we still have a good time!

This week we jump into the national conversation to talk about the US secret police in Portland and the presidential election, and why these developments should make the left think twice about confiscatory gun policies, as we try to pin down exactly what fascism is anyway. Also, the gang swipes left on Florida’s right wing AOC wannabe!

There’s a great big, beautiful tomorrow shining at the end of every day!! Just kidding, everything is horrible and getting worse as we outline in this 3rd episode of Florida Sucks. From our record-breaking viral outbreak, to a potential record-breaking heatwave, to a family of Floridian grifters finally busted for selling a fake and dangerous COVID-19 cure. Oh yeah, and Disneyworld opened up to the public on the same day Florida set the record for the highest single-day number of coronavirus cases.

Join us as we check in with the Grim Reaper, get an update on everyone’s favorite contagion, take a terrifying journey to the heart of “America’s Friendliest Hometown”, discuss how to pronounce a name correctly, and forget what we were going to say. What?