While recapping season 3 episode 18 of PLL "Dead To Me" Hayley and Ashley ironically create the ship Waria, scold Spencer for disrespecting the dead and praise all Florists, Florence's and Machines.
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3.18: Florists Against The Machine

Call An Adult is an ode to the phenomenal teen television hit Pretty Little Liars, hosted by writers/comedians Ashley Apap and Hayley Tantau. Each episode they'll re-visit the beloved town of Rosewood and it's hot inhabitants, recapping the bizarre plotlines, commenting on the intense fashion choices, and celebrating their love for PLL.

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The Pretty Little Liars Summer School recap episodes are officially HALF WAY with this, one of the most in-depth pieces of investigative journalism about the horrible happenings in Millwood you'll ever find!!! Ashley and Hayley dive DEEP into potential mid-season motives of everyone they're suspicious of, pink vs stink, and of course the DEVILS DOUBTS - all this while celebrating the combination Australian culture and queer culture, in the music moment of the entire show (cue strings at the start of Untouched).

PLL Summer School: Episode 4 (The Gurgles)

In this Itaiano Helliano of an episode, Hayley and Ashley step into the animatronic world of Rose E Ricotta as they recap episode 3 "Chapter Thirteen: Sweet Sixteen" of PLL Summer School. As always they salute the mums of the PLL-iverse, spill some SECRET hot goss, for some reason go through every Pizza Roll in existence (no one asked for this) and revel in the presence of a new barch (if you know, you know).

PLL Summer School: Episode 3 (Lump Scare)

It's time to crack open a can-of-beans-style soda and get your tatas out on the roof of a municipal building, because Ashley and Hayley are recapping episode 2 of PLL Summer School "Summer Lovin'". They decide that Jen is the Summer School equivalent of Detective Holbrook (sexy can I, more like sexy DID I), become Sandy Big Boob stans and release their inner swim fans as a new chapter in POOL-LL has begun.
 
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PLL Summer School: Episode 2 (Slay or be Slain)

We disrupt our regular recap schedule to bring your some JOURNALISM, because the new season of the Pretty Little Liars spinoff series is BACK with season 2, Summer School! In this episode, Ashley and Hayley recap episode 1, "Spookyspaghetti.com" and decide that Archie Waters is now and forever known as Arch Support. They also praise the criminal justice system (aka Imogen's bad-vibe detector) for not bringing Ezra Flopsgerald into another teenage girls life. SUMMER SCHOOL IS NOW IN SESSION! KELLY IS GOING FROM GOB TO GOD! LADY ROSE WATERS IS HERE TO COURT (kill) US ALL! HAZARH!
 
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PLL Summer School: Episode 1 (From Gob to God)

While recapping season 4 episode 4 of PLL "Face Time" Ashley and Hayley celebrate the existence of literal FaceTime (and laptops!) They also comment on the Hastings' Girls' Communal Coats (giving Sister AND Mother) and lose their minds over one of the biggest flops in Hanna Marin history (both tactically and fashion wise).
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3.18: Florists Against The Machine

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