Call An Adult: A Pretty Little Liars Podcast

By Ashley Apap and Hayley Tantau

What's Call An Adult: A Pretty Little Liars Podcast about?

Call An Adult is an ode to the phenomenal teen television hit Pretty Little Liars, hosted by writers/comedians Ashley Apap and Hayley Tantau. Each episode they'll re-visit the beloved town of Rosewood and it's hot inhabitants, recapping the bizarre plotlines, commenting on the intense fashion choices, and celebrating their love for PLL.

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Call An Adult: A Pretty Little Liars Podcast episodes:

05.01.2024
4.4: FaceTime Existed!!!
While recapping season 4 episode 4 of PLL "Face Time" Ashley and Hayley celebrate the existence of literal FaceTime (and laptops!) They also comment on the Hastings' Girls' Communal Coats (giving Sister AND Mother) and lose their minds over one...
04.17.2024
4.3: Body Be Bubblin'
While recapping season 4 episode 3 of PLL "Cat's Cradle", Hayley dubs Ash's gastroenterological woes as her "body be bubblin', as well as naming the mask man's manor as "Hector's House of Wax." And the line of the episode from...
04.03.2024
4.2: I Reckon You've Gone "Crack"
While recapping season 4 episode 2 of PLL, "Turn of The Shoe", Hayley and Ashley can't help but compare Emily's shoulder to the horrific accident with Janet in Mexico on the Real Housewives of Melbourne. They also muse at the...
03.25.2024
Patreon Annoucement: WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE
ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT! That's right, Call An Adult is now on Patreon! Welcome to our Dollhouse! Enjoy this mini-episode that breaks down the 3 tiers in our lovely new Patreon (welcome, Dolls
03.20.2024
4.1: TOBURKY LURKY
Hayley and Ash are back and as excited as ever to launch into recapping season 4 of PLL with the season premiere, "A is for A-l-i-v-e"! They agonise over whether a city or ceiling is better at holding the proverbial...
02.28.2024
3.24: Landing Strip AKA Pubes (with Ally Sheehan)
At last, Ashley and Hayley have reached the long awaited PLL SEASON 3 FINALE!!!!!!! What better way to celebrate this milestone than having everyone's favourite guest, YouTuber, influencer and PLL Conspiracy Theorist Ally Sheehan! The girls go to Shauna Corner...
02.15.2024
3.23: THE GIRLS
As they recap the penultimate episode of season 3 of PLL "I'm Your Puppet", Hayley coins the phrase "Uncle Dad Jaime" and Ashley goes on a Pudding Induced Riff (we adore and respect Thee Boisterous Buffoon). There is also an...
01.31.2024
3.22: Cunning Undeniable Next-Level Torture
As they recap season 3 episode 22 of PLL "Will The Circle Be Unbroken", Ashley and Hayley create a new acronym to describe Mona's diabolical servitude (see title of ep, you little rascals!). They also delve deep into Eddo McLamb...
01.17.2024
3.21: Dimpest Sempathies
As they re-watch season 3 episode 21 of PLL "Out of Sight, Out of Mind", Hayley and Ashley question at which point Emily started ranking her favourite bikers (Toburky is ranked first, of course), they revel in Spenny's "BITTER LAUGHTER"...
01.03.2024
3.20: Bingcognito
While recapping season 3 episode 20 of PLL "Hot Water", Ashley and Hayley say Happy New Year (I think?). In this ep, it's all about boat pics (not dick pics), the bitches be bingin' and drinking coffee is NOT a...
12.21.2023
3.19: British for Diarrhoea
As they recap season 3 episode 19 "What Becomes of the Broken Hearted", Hayley and Ashley imagine a world where Dale is A and Hayley is President (power couple alert). They also beg for the PLL girlies to do more...
12.07.2023
3.18: Florists Against The Machine
While recapping season 3 episode 18 of PLL "Dead To Me" Hayley and Ashley ironically create the ship Waria, scold Spencer for disrespecting the dead and praise all Florists, Florence's and Machines. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call...
11.23.2023
3.17: Durag ToBOYky
While recapping season 3 episode 17 "Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Inferno", Ashley and Hayley welcome a much anticipated moment with the titular Durag Toby flashback, and continue to expand the CAALU (Call An Adult Linguistic Universe) by...
11.09.2023
3.16: Big Lasagne
As they recap season 3 episode 16 of PLL "Misery Loves Company", Hayley and Ashley stumble into yet another iconic famous birthday, but this time with a star they know and love?! They also theorise that Big Lasagne is running...
10.25.2023
3.15: MeriDEATH, TO ALL OF THEM
While recapping PLL season 3 episode 15, Hayley and Ashley make an official call to action to GET CHAD LOWE ON CALL AN ADULT!!! Ashley also accidentally says "locust did the 'splosion" and Hayley begs for an episode title (which,...
10.11.2023
3.14: Fug
While revisiting season 3 episode 14 of PLL "She's Better Now", Hayley and Ashley discover that he want fug = she hear noise, they pitch a spin-off revolving around Grandma Marin, Cousin Heshie and teaching legend Mrs. Grizzuti and decide...
09.27.2023
3.13.2: Follow Up with the Pillow Princesses (Halloween Train Part 2)
In a cheeky follow up to the iconique Halloween Train episode, Ashley and Hayley discuss the insanity of that dang train in further detail, beg Melbourne listeners to show themselves and read out listeners PLL inspired Halloween costume ideas! You can...
09.13.2023
3.13: A is the Ultimate Cuck on the HALLOWEEN TRAIN (with Taylor Griffiths)
After seasons of anticipation, Ashley and Hayley have FINALLY boarded the titular HALLOWEEN TRAIN with their incredible guest, comedian/writer/angel Taylor Griffiths! They squeal at Garrett's spooning corpse, shake their head at the spooky little girl B plot and prepare for...
09.01.2023
3.12: Spoburky Break Hymen
While recapping the INTENSE mid season finale for season 3 of PLL "The Lady Killer", Ashley and Hayley are giddy about a very montage-esque virginity losing scene for Spoburky. Also, EMILY ESCAHPAY, Toburky run around corner and the girls decide...
08.16.2023
3.11: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT (ARIA)?
As they recap season 3 episode 11 of PLL "Single Freight Female" Hayley and Ashley shake their dang heads at the cruelty of Alison Flop Di Laurentis and at Aria breaking into a school that she does not attend. Although...
08.05.2023
3.10: CharCUTErie
As they recap season 3 episode 10 of PLL, Ashley and Hayley question the validity of Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery having a full on charcuterie board meal on a fold out school desk (with full support). They also froth over...
07.19.2023
3.09: Brew Who? Grill, THRILL (Actually, No)
While recapping season 3 episode 9 of PLL, Ashley and Hayley can't quite look past the biggest thing riling them up throughout - the completely unrealistic university admissions insanity that ensues between Spencer, CeCe and some random named Steven???? Also,...
07.05.2023
3.08: Boat Hat at the Boat House
Picking up recording after a while on mic, Ashley and Hayley are stumbling back into Rosewood joyfully with season 3 episode 8 of Pretty Little Liars, "Stolen Kiss". There's a heinous and important Hat Watch moment, Emily being deemed The...
06.22.2023
3.07: Jason DUI Laurentis
While re-capping PLL season 3 episode 7 "Crazy", Hayley and Ashley revel in Ella Kyle Richards' Montgomery's Putting Out for Pastry era, compare Mona to the Joker and get excited to yell "go to sleep, fork sl*t!" Also (as always)...
06.14.2023
We’re back, bitches!
After an unexpectedly lengthy hiatus, Ashley and Hayley are BACK with a catch up to explain where in the HELL they've been! They look back on the year so far, praise EOFY and reveal that new episodes of Call An...
02.21.2023
3.06: Toburky Want F*ck
While watching season 3 episode 6 of PLL "The Remains of A", Ashley and Hayley feel incredibly conflicted by Ezra for once - he is displayed in a very uncomfortable (and expensive) film camera photoshoot with his underage girlfriend (while...
02.08.2023
3.05: Drop The Keys And Let Me Find Them (Song of the Summer)
While re-watching season 3 episode 5 of PLL (Pretty Little Liars, or Please, Lets Learn) "That Girl Is Poison", Ashley and Hayley are pleased to attend Jenna's Hat Party along with multiple Hat Watch participants amongst Rosewood. They discuss the...
01.31.2023
3.04: HOTMAMA Loves Tango
While re-watching PLL season 3 episode 4 "Birds of a Feather", Hayley and Ashley welcome Hanna into her flop era. They also celebrate any and all co-stars who share on set birthdays, and can't help but notice many recent character...
01.27.2023
3.03: Spooky Lucey
In the season 3 episode 3 "Kingdom of the Blind" recap, Ashley and Hayley simply cannot with Lucas and his creepiness. They also ship the parallel universe version of Ella and Ezra (and the PLL universe version, it's still better...
01.21.2023
3.02: Victoria Slay-stings
As they unpack PLL season 3 episode 2 "Blood Is The New Black", Ashley and Hayley spit absolute hate to the monster that is Alison Di Laurentis. They also reveal Veronica Hastings' bad bitch alter ego( Victoria Slay-stings), question the...
01.10.2023
3.01: Cedric Grave Diggory
Ashley and Hayley are BACK recapping the season 3 premiere of Pretty Little Liars, "It Happened That Night". They recall how bird print really was IT in 2012, revel in the Haleb hotties and their Dong Po, and excitedly discover...
11.14.2022
2.25: Aria Vintage Montgomery (with Ally Sheehan)
While recapping the season 2 finale "unmAsked", Ashley and Hayley are joined by special guest and Call An Adult favourite Ally Sheehan! They squeal together over the first ever 'A' reveal, revisiting Ally's old fan theory blog, stumble over the...
11.02.2022
2.24: Slaybleism
(AUDIO FIXED) As they discuss season 2 episode 24 "If These Dolls Could Talk", Ashley and Hayley are shaken by the Doll Hospital (especially malnourished Spooky Seth). They highlight Hanna's main personality flaw, decide that Melissa is MeliSUSS and celebrate...
10.27.2022
2.23: Okay, You Making Her Blind?
Ramping up to the first "A" reveal, Ashley and Hayley are elated to see the return of Toburky in season 2 episode 23 of PLL "Eye of the Beholder". They also fumble over the Word Salad that is Ashley's voice-to-text...
10.20.2022
2.22: Poor Bywrong
While watching season 2 episode 22 “Father Knows Best” Hayley and Ashley discuss the weirdness of Daddy Daughter Dances, are elated and disturbed by an iconic Fergie music moment (Personal) and celebrate King Wayne Zaddy Daddy. Also, the mums are...
10.12.2022
2.21: 7 Years, Come Back Immediately (At Last)
As they re-cap season 2 episode 21, "Breaking The Code" Hayley and Ashley almost have the fight that ends the podcast over the most divisive prop in all of PLL lore: the goddamn lasagne box. They also lament for their...
09.28.2022
2.20: 91105 Never Forget (Free At Last)
The girls are RAMPING UP to the end of season 2 as they re-cap episode 20 "CTRL:A". Ashley and Hayley are thrilled that Byron is BACK, annoyed about the Sharks Party (or as they're affectionately referring to it, the Sharty)...
09.19.2022
2.19: #TruthUpDay
After a brief break, the girls are BACK covering season 2 episode 19 "The Naked Truth". Ashley and Hayley make a firm stance that they would like Caleb and Mrs. Marin to eat their barches, talk brown belts (poo and...
08.21.2022
PLL Original Sin: Episodes 8, 9 & 10 (DNA SLay)
As they cover the final 3 episodes of PLL: Original Sin, Ashley and Hayley praise their king "A" for being an event planner to the stars, come up with the cursed ship for "Wabby" (which they do not support) and...
08.15.2022
PLL Original Sin: Episodes 6 & 7 (Miss Angelica H20)
While recapping PLL Original Sin episodes 6 & 7, Ashley and Hayley are thrilled for a girls road trip to Rosewood (even though it's very underwhelming and the Ezra Flop seemingly runs a bookstore there now????), they explore the important...
08.08.2022
PLL Original Sin: Episodes 4 & 5 (The Night He Came - HARD)
Hayley and Ashley are absolutely LOVING the Pretty Little Liars spin-off series "PLL: Original Sin", and as they watch episodes 4 & 5, they take the controversial, kooky approach of being on the side of the pumpkin headed, anti-bullying new...
08.01.2022
PLL Original Sin: Episodes 1, 2 & 3 (Pregnant? Don’t Break Your Angela Waters!)
The Pretty Little Liars spin off "PLL Original Sin" is HERE and the girls are already loving it! As they watch the first batch of episodes, Hayley and Ashley take note of the many parallels between the OG series and...
07.28.2022
2.18: In This House, We Stanley Splice
As they watch PLL season 2 episode 18 "A Kiss Before Lying", the girls are THRILLED that both hat watch AND chaotic Byron are BACK. Hayley reveals that she's a business bitch who has been trying to get all the...
07.20.2022
PLL Original Sin Trailer Watch-Along
Join the girls as they girl-along while watching the first official trailer for Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin!!!!!!!! They speculate about the tone of the spin-off series, break down their plan to cover the new show and celebrate the continuation...
07.13.2022
2.17: Toburkulosis
While re-watching season 2 episode 17 "The Blond Leading The Blind" of PLL, Ashley and Hayley decide on their next mutual birthday presents for each other, ridicule Spencer for choosing Flop Emily of all people to break up Spoby for...
06.30.2022
2.16: Not A Sportsgirl, Not Yet A Sportswoman
While re-watching season 2 episode 16 of PLL., "Let The Water Hold Me Down", Ashley and Hayley remark on the OBSESSION with the mere concept of lake water at this point in the show. They also decide that Vecna is...
06.22.2022
2.15: Hotline FLOP
While recapping PLL season 2 episode 15 "Hot Piece of 'A'", Ash and Hayley reminisce on all things Caleb's barch with a loving prum. They also cringe for their messy king Byron as he stares at Ezra's bed and imagines...
06.15.2022
2.14: Sounds Like THAT
While re-watching the ACTION PACKED episode 14 of season 2 of PLL (“Through Many Dangers, Toils and Snares"), Ashley and Hayley OBSESS over the most unhinged and nonsensical jump rope song of all time, that helps them discover their new...
06.07.2022
2.13: The Alison Beetch That Makes You Old
In a truly unhinged ep of CAA, Hayley and Ashley watch the season 2 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (oooooh, spooky!) "The First Secret" which is set in Ye Olde 2008 (before Ali disappeared). Ash and Hayley agree that Byron Fish Lips Foot-Gomery...
06.01.2022
2.12: Spoburky’s Hypothetical Ripped Offspring
As they talk about season 2 episode 12 of PLL "Over My Dead Body", Hayley and Ashley decide that Wilden has slayed for once, as he whips out the iconic "did you miss me?" and we stan. We also welcome...

What's Call An Adult: A Pretty Little Liars Podcast about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Call An Adult: A Pretty Little Liars Podcast episodes:

4.4: FaceTime Existed!!!

4.3: Body Be Bubblin'

4.2: I Reckon You've Gone "Crack"

Patreon Annoucement: WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE

4.1: TOBURKY LURKY

3.24: Landing Strip AKA Pubes (with Ally Sheehan)

3.23: THE GIRLS

3.22: Cunning Undeniable Next-Level Torture

3.21: Dimpest Sempathies

3.20: Bingcognito

3.19: British for Diarrhoea

3.18: Florists Against The Machine

3.17: Durag ToBOYky

3.16: Big Lasagne

3.15: MeriDEATH, TO ALL OF THEM

3.14: Fug

3.13.2: Follow Up with the Pillow Princesses (Halloween Train Part 2)

3.13: A is the Ultimate Cuck on the HALLOWEEN TRAIN (with Taylor Griffiths)

3.12: Spoburky Break Hymen

3.11: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT (ARIA)?

3.10: CharCUTErie

3.09: Brew Who? Grill, THRILL (Actually, No)

3.08: Boat Hat at the Boat House

3.07: Jason DUI Laurentis

We’re back, bitches!

3.06: Toburky Want F*ck

3.05: Drop The Keys And Let Me Find Them (Song of the Summer)

3.04: HOTMAMA Loves Tango

3.03: Spooky Lucey

3.02: Victoria Slay-stings

3.01: Cedric Grave Diggory

2.25: Aria Vintage Montgomery (with Ally Sheehan)

2.24: Slaybleism

2.23: Okay, You Making Her Blind?

2.22: Poor Bywrong

2.21: 7 Years, Come Back Immediately (At Last)

2.20: 91105 Never Forget (Free At Last)

2.19: #TruthUpDay

PLL Original Sin: Episodes 8, 9 & 10 (DNA SLay)

PLL Original Sin: Episodes 6 & 7 (Miss Angelica H20)

PLL Original Sin: Episodes 4 & 5 (The Night He Came - HARD)

PLL Original Sin: Episodes 1, 2 & 3 (Pregnant? Don’t Break Your Angela Waters!)

2.18: In This House, We Stanley Splice

PLL Original Sin Trailer Watch-Along

2.17: Toburkulosis

2.16: Not A Sportsgirl, Not Yet A Sportswoman

2.15: Hotline FLOP

2.14: Sounds Like THAT

2.13: The Alison Beetch That Makes You Old

2.12: Spoburky’s Hypothetical Ripped Offspring