The Rewatcher

Welp! Marntonia has let Antonia FULLY get behind the wheel and the vampires are losing their damn minds! When she escapes the Compton compound, she threatens to finish what she started hundreds of years ago! The vampires all shelter in place with silver, as daylight approaches. Meanwhile, Jesus & Lala acknowledge Lafayette's gift of mediumship, Tommy deals with the fallout of his hours as Sommy, and Jason continues to lust after his best friend's girlfriend
Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina lets us know what rotting Pam probably smells like, Mikie is mesmerized by makeup effects and Ash hopes that Sookie burped her vagine!

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Everything we've been hoping for is ruined by c&ck-blocking Bill Compton and we're BIG MAD about it!! He arrests Eric and sets plans in motion to remove him from the chessboard altogether. Arlene's ghost shows herself-- and we think that she's gorgeous and probably offended by the fact that Arlene is racistAF!  Jason expects the worst out of the full moon, but Jess offers him comfort. Tara gets a visitor. Andy gets a date, and Tommy AND Lala flex some new abilities. Meanwhile, in the Bon temp Initiative, Eric isn't moved by Pam's aggressive pep talk, even though WE are..  Marnie begs for possession and gets it. And we get the full story of Antonia's execution, and frankly, we're rooting for her!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina reaches the end of the rope with amnesia Eric, Ash has some notes for the writers about writing about lesbian relationships,  and Mikie gets his dark romantasy moment!

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Eric is having dreams about eating Sookie, but amps up his game to erode her resistance to getting involved with him-- and we ALL get it! Meanwhile, Tommy gets murderous and turns to Sam for help. Jason is physically healed, but is suffering from the trauma of his time in Hotshot. Hoyt can sense something is wrong with Jessica. it's almost as if you can't glamour your problems away JESSICA!! Jesus, Lala & Tara abandon Marnie and search for ways to evade the wrath of Eric & Pam. The haunted doll ramps up it's assault on Arlene's family.

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina sympathizes with Arlene & Terry, Ash has something in common with the Lord,  and Mikie continues his gutter-maxxing after Eric's costuming!

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Eric continues to be pathologically adorbs after injesting a full fairy! Drunk off of her Sunny D-licious blood, he gets the zoomies, challenges crocodiles to fights, and pinches Sookie's butt with reckless abandon. We honestly don't know how she survived this!

Jason manages to escape the hellscape that is Hotshot. Tommy seeks out the comfort of family, Terry gets a scare, and Pam gets a rough lesson in manners.

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash tells us what Tommy's rose and the thorn are, Alaina proclaims a generational beef with Melinda, and Mikie thinks that Bill should get some real estate in HotShot!

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Sookie attempts to go against her instincts to help Eric who seems concussed or something! He doesn't know her name, and even more alarming, is kind of being sweet. Pam BEGS Sookie to play babysitter until they are able to fix whatever is wrong with him.

Meanwhile, Lala wants to clear his conscience, Jessica wants to clear Hoyt's memory, and Arlene wants to clear whatever demon is inhabiting baby Mikey's new/old doll! 

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie pledges to be gutter-maxing when it comes to Eric, Alaina does a spot on crystal impression, and Ash causes us ALL to cackle for a few minutes of the episode. 

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Reeling from her short rendezvous in the witness protection faerie realm, Sookie continues to be shocked by HOW MUCH has changed. Eric wants her to be HIS, Bill is the freaking king, and everyone is telling her that she's in CRAZY danger if she doesn't accept Eric's offer for protection OR hide out somewhere. 

Taratoni returns to Bon Temps and is quickly reminded of WHY she left this crazy-ass place. Arlene struggles with her evil baby, and Jason finds himself in a compromised position in Hotshot. OH! and Marnie wants to raise a human being from the dead... no big!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie wonders about Katie's benefits package, Ash considers adopting a 'Pam' Vibe,  and Alaina gives Sookie a new nickname!

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We're back and we have some notes! We pick up with Sookie getting whisked away to the witness protection faerie realm, and things are not okay: Not for Sookie, not for the other humans in the realm, and CERTAINLY not for us Rewatchers who were thrown by this weird interlude!

We get back on track though, and shit has changed in Bon Temps! Sookie's house has been sold. Jason is babysitting a V-addicted Andy. Jesus is still pressuring Lala to get all magical 'n shit. Baby Mikey is an adorable psychopathic nugget. There's a new king of Louisiana, OH! And there's someone LITERALLY raising the dead. Buckle up Rewatchers! This is where things get wild!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina correctly states that Eric is the perfect vampire spokesperson, Mikie worries about the well being of Sam and his friends roaming wild and free, and Ash comes to terms with the fact that she is an old person at heart!  

We are also SO saddened by the passing of Dolly Parton. What a treasure to humanity she was! We also NEED  to thank Dolly Parton for being a silent producer for Buffy. Without her support, OUR show literally wouldn't exist.  The world is a darker place without her in it! Rest in Paradise you absolute Queen!

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Today we are relistening to one of our favorite episodes of Season 1 of The Rewatcher when Ash & Alaina sat down with everyone's favorite monster-actor, Doug Jones!!!

See you next week when we start the FOURTH SEASON of True Blood!

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Rewatchers! We have made it to the Season 3 Finale, and we've got a hefty episode to share with you! 

We start with two hot dogs in the sun-- Russell & Eric. Eric is having hallucinations that is influencing his plans for Russell! Sookie is OVER the vampire of it all they ALL suck, and she's not going tot take being a pawn in their reindeer games anymore. Meanwhile, Tara can't catch a freaking break, Sam has lost the freaking plot, and Jason is attempting to SAVE hotshot now?? I know. We can't keep up with it either!!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash & Alaina lose the pet name for BIWL, and appropriately label his trifling ass "Billy", Ash is SAT if Rene's ghost is sticking around, and Mikie says some things that might cause him to get sent back to Canada by Ash. 

Due to intense travel, we will be back with a new episode on August 26th! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! 

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Bill bamfs to Fangtasia to rescue Sookie, but Pam gets Holistic on his ass. Eric seeks Russell out to put an offer on the table that he is unable to refuse. Lafayette's psyche is broken after his V experience with Jesus. Arlene enlists Holly to help her with her serial murder baby bump. Sam has a complete meltdown and pushes everyone away except for Tara who is unable to catch an offing break!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina and Mikie talk about our desire to seek out Wicker for not at all obvious reasons, Ash is SO over Bill & Sookie, and we wonder the mechanics of how someone could be someone's double cousin. 

And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! 

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