If you're familiar with a certain very-not-politically-correct song* of Frank Zappa's, which concerns the really problematic activities of young women aboard certain tour buses... then you'll recognize this tune.

If you're not, well... look it up if you're really in the mood for inappropriate lyrics with crazy-cool production.

Music: Frank Zappa

Lyrics, guitars, bass, drums, percussion, vocals, arrangement, production: SG

Voice of Mary: Kendra Shepherd

Harmonica: Chris "Freight Train" Floyd

Helpful help: Niamh Bagnell

Many thanks to the great Gary Talley for the use of his Sitar-Guitar!

* "Crew Slut" is the very-not-politically-correct Zappa song in question