Food Court Movie Podcast

Hey, Food Courtesans! I said, HEY, Food Courtesans, lemme get another look atchu! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!

Hotness experts and resident witty persons Jamie Bradley & Ashley Spurgeon from the The Hott Minute Podcast (@hottminute) join Sean & Jon for a meme-tastic meandering through this summer’s Capital M Movie “A Star Is Born”. Did the proboscis pair of Bradley Cooper & Lady Gaga pull off the unlikely and make a movie about music that is actually good? Tune in to find out!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ringing ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, biopic bon vivants!

Buckle up, Food Court Reporters! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!

We are back in session as Sean & Jon, along with Michael Hampton (@hichaelmampton) finally see VENOM! We have celeb sightings, a near fender bender, and about a dozen different Tom Hardy impressions. Can the worst trailer of the spring turn out to be the action/comedy classic of the summer? Tune in to find out!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, symbiotes!

Shit Happens, Food Courtesans! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!

To Catch The Predator Month is back in session as Sean & Jon, along with Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) from the horror movie podcast “Letters From Camp Blood” take in “Predator 2, Stephen Hopkins’ suitably slick and stylish continuation of the Predator franchise. Can the likes of Danny Glover, Bill fuckin Paxton, Gary Motherfucking Busey, and the greatest group of extras ever assembled in movie history hold a candle to Arnold’s OG Classic? Tune in to find out!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Pussyfaces!

Knock knock, Food Court Jesters! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!

To Catch The Predator Month is back in session as Sean & Jon, along with Tyler Mahan Coe (@tylermahancoe) from the hit podcasts “Cocaine & Rhinestones” and “Your Favorite Band Sucks”, take in “The Predator”, Shane Black’s presumably holiday-flavored take on the Predator franchise. Can Mssr. Black return Predator to its nascent, neon-fantastic roots or will the franchise continue limping towards total laughingstock status? Tune in to find out!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Courtesans, and stick around!

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Food Courtesans: CIA got you pushing too many pencils? It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean & Jon got WAY too excited for Shane Black’s return to the Predator film franchise and foolishly decided to rope their buddies into a full-fledged filmic foray into the series by starting at the very beginning: the granddaddy of em all, John McTiernan’s 1987 classic “Predator”. Their first victim is the one and only Michael Hampton (@hichaelmampton) and next week we shall dive into the new flick with Tyler Mahan Coe (@tylermahancoe) from the hit podcasts “Cocaine & Rhinestones” and “Your Favorite Band Sucks”! We will be bobbing and weaving in and out of the Predator movies for the next month, depending on how much Adrien Brody and/or xenomorph-on-xenomorph crime our quivering livers can handle. 

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Courtesans, for we ain’t got time to bleed!