Welcome to another True Crime Tuesday, where the only thing more questionable than humanity is what people will do for a snack. 🍟

This week, I take you on a fast-food-fueled journey through the dumbest food-related crimes the world has ever seen; from a $15,000 McNugget lawsuit to a man who stole a car just to deliver pizza that wasn’t his, a powder-sugar-covered criminal who donut-do-the-crime, and a guy who barricaded himself inside a Taco Bell “for the vibes.”

It’s chaotic, crunchy, and a reminder that hanger is not a legal defense.

🗞️ Plus: this week’s Docket of Dumb featuring criminals with zero logic and a woman who bit a camel for her hat.
🎶 Song of the Week: “Chelsea” by Arcade Beach
🍕 Listen on: Nighthawk Radio • Spotify • Apple Podcasts

Because honestly, if the crime involves carbs… we get it.

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