Derek Dallas Carr (born March 28, 1991) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Fresno State Bulldogs, where he twice received first-team All-Mountain West Conference honors, and was selected by the Oakland Raiders in the second round of the 2014 NFL draft.

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to beg Carolina taxpayers for a few hundred million dollars, preview the Panthers, and talk about why our parents do or don’t listen to the show!

Shane and Tony talk Giants and Commanders. Long live Brian Robinson.

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk kickers, Post Malone B-Sides, Bar Rescue, and Ryan previews the 2024 Seattle Seahawks!

This week, The Arizona Cardinals and New England Patriots are profiled, there’s a Chris Dorner shout-out and not enough Knocked Loose discourse!

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko complete a 2QB, PPR post-draft mock draft to get the lay of the land for 2024 leagues.

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Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig talk dynasty, rookie ADP, and play a pick em game!

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko reconvene to discuss their rookie ranks from 1 through 12. If you want 13 through 24, you can check it out on our Patreon, where the full (almost 3 hour!) episode resides.

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together for a heavy rookie draft discussion.

We’re post draft, kickin back in the lounge. Buy our 2024 Rookie Preview by hitting us up on Twitter @THfantaC- 100% of the money raised goes to Palestinian humanitarian aid!