Where to start?

This film was fucking awful and not at all funny

But what did we expect?

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The Schneid Project is back!!!

Now that Microll-Salad and Blocky have finished watching every Adam Sandler film, they're moving onto his pal's movies.

This week we're talking Baseball

It's bad

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Introduced by the honourable Tim Batt! We are humbled and grateful you solid gent you.

So here we are at the final grain of sand (for now)! We've made it. We've forced every last grain into our ears and eyes and now you can too. Listen in for some extensive, nearly infinite technical analysis of how this movie has simultaneously ruined our lives and kept us sane somehow. Listen in to hear us dissect the Möbius strip of these plotlines that defy time and logic, to hear us assess the Gordian knot of the fact that Kevin James's signature joke doesn't even work in the way that he says. He doesn't even do the joke that he says he does. Yet somehow the movie doesn't burst into flames before our eyes for defying the good taste of the universe. This movie is the apex of lazy money. They hang out, they do their jobs with the minimum effort required, and they go home and sleep on a pile of cash. It's a wonderful trip, and an essential piece of history: let us never forget that art isn't art sometimes. Sometimes... It's just a burpshnART.      

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Michael and Lachie sit down for a serious, serious, confusing, serious, difficult, not-easy, quite easy review of the long list of Sandy Footprints. What does it take to top the list? Why is Pixels NOT at the bottom? Why The Week Of (2018) still so fucken high up? Let us go through them all and insert them into your ears, grain by grain. 

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Just Go With It is kinda fine like it's not good exactly but it's not a hideous waste of time, well, obviously it is because... That's what we do at F.I.T.S. Michael and Lachie are here to waste an hour and change of your life. Well, hopefully you can multitask and you're not, like, meditating while listening to this. That would be insane. Or going to a theatre where they're showing a blank screen but with this piece of audio. That would be so stupid. Just listen to this at work or at the doctor or at family dinner like everyone else thanks.

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This is perhaps the worst film we've ever seen. 

There wasn't much to talk about

Seriously fuck this movie

It's straight to the bottom 

Enjoy

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You won't believe what we gone and done! We watched Nick Cave's infamous unreleased, unfinished behemoth, mammoth, baphomet of a movie! A massive tapestry of a movie! Hounded by studio, location, method-acting, and political pressures! With potentially intercontinental ramifications! A movie that spans the entirety of the concepts of human existence and almost ended the lives of many of its players! Starring Adam Sandler, Daniel Day Lewis, Nick Cave, Nic Cage, Toni Colette, Lindsay Lohan, Will Smith (jr), Will Smith (sr), Method Man, and many others, including Daniel Baldwin as The Great Leader! Tune in and hear the boys unpack this momentous masterpiece of mayhem!

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Once again Michael and Lachie are in different countries, so this week Lachie is joined by his friend Ben to watch the cult classic Tom Green film, Freddy Got Fingered

What did they think? 

Have a listen and find out, you c***

Just kidding , you're a goodie

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He's real funny