Have you checked the children? Who let the dogs out? Who is the man in the boat? Female orgasm: Fact or fiction? Who cares. Grab a hand mirror and join me as we reacquaint ourselves with our nether regions on what is to be our sexiest broadcast to date!

A conversation I had with a black dude 14 years ago.

In this valiant effort to recite an unedited mediocre short story about meeting a hippy asshole on the Amtrak, I realize that the story sucks and cut it short.

If this episode offends anyone in any way feel free to unleash your inner cyber pussy and destroy my life.

Taco Bell and diarrhea have held America hostage for decades and the only thing worse than a nasty case of diarrhea is being interviewed for a job. Join me as I make a run for the border!

In the time honored tradition of rhythm and meter, Big Dave shoots for the stars and splats the ceiling with this lyrical tale of an impaired man in search of love.

Invisible ink.

As the song is to the dance, so is the fist to the fight. The lesson? Think before you pull a weapon and never let your ego land you in the clink. Violence is not wrong.

I gripe about my mood and read one poem.

This episode pays homage to Anaheim and the veterans of all wars. Imagined or otherwise.