In Episode 18, the Sarahs discuss COVID life. Sarah M had her first and only socially distant date, while Sarah S had a strange Nextdoor interaction. The Sarah's then discuss a fellow Sarah with killer bangs in Dating Around, a reality show on Netflix. But wait, there's more! Sarah M whips out some strange-but-true pandemic dating and sex tips written by government institutions.

PS: Sorry for the wind!

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Sarah and Sarah meet up at a local park to talk about the drama of life that is now. It's been months since they've seen each other and they are eager to catch up on the hot gossip of TV, along with the endless cavern of COVID DAYZ. Please note that this was recorded before the world-wide protests.

*Audio Notes*

This was recorded with two phones. There's a bit of wind and the sound quality isn't THE BEST but it's listenable. Also, some sort of wind squall happened around the 23 minute mark so I cut out some audio and added some lovely intermission music. The good news, the next one will be better because learning never stops!

In Episode 16, Sarah and Sarah attempt their best impressions of Michael McDonald. The Sarah's then discuss the early stages of the virus (We were such corona virgins then!), and the young teen drama Every Day. Sarah S recalls the famous dance scene from Casper the Friendly Ghost to help illustrate this confusing movie, while Sarah M is bitter about hormonal teens doing hormonal things. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE: On First Date, Last Date, Sarah S's brother shares his OKCupid Twin dating story!

In Episode 15, Sarah and Sarah discuss the confusing and hot mess Netflix show Love Is Blind. The Sarah's had a bunch of STRANGE FEELINGS about this one. To round out the episode, Sarah M questions Sarah S relationship by asking her strange marriage questions from the 1930s in an old timey accent. Are they startlingly sexist? Do you feel ragey yet? You decide!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! In First Date, Last Date, Sarah S recalls her date with an ex-mormon!

Storytime music: When I Was a Boy by Tokyo Music Walker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04yvWXw5Szk&list=PLzCxunOM5WFIRlYt5KJngVDXt9uIqX_1B&index=8

In Episode 14, D-List Millionaire Matchmaker, Sarah and Sarah watch a celebrity-filled episode of Millionaire Matchmaker. These D-list celebs may be looking for love, but does Patti Stanger, the sharp-talking, short-skirt-wearing matchmaker have what it takes to set them up?

The Sarahs also have some surprises up their sleeves for each other that leaves one awestruck and the other feeling just above neutral.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! At the end of the episode is First Date, Last Date, Sarah M is forced to relive her date's worst nightmare.

Story Music: Carpe Diem by Kevin MacLeod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7-uoqfSFac&list=PLKCo4y0JbV2bU2Tagyfc1DGxqkv5O-2_Q&index=20

In Episode 13, Sarah and Sarah discuss their ULTIMATE crushes. From their first hormonal dreams to listing celebrities with that certain special something, the Sarah’s recall their lifetime of heartbreaks from these sure-fire heartbreakers.

PRODUCTION NOTE: The sound might be a little hollow/airy because I (Sarah S.) messed up to recording levels. Thanks to Jamie Hunsdale for fixing it. It sounds WAY better now than it did before.

In this episode, Sarah and Sarah discover what the show “Take Me Out” is, a mid 2000s dating game show with the host comedian George Lopez. The Sarahs learn about eligible bachelors hidden and often disturbing talents, along with a gaggle of gals doing choreographed dance moves for their potential suitors. But wait, there’s more! In First Date, Last Date, Sarah M shares her brief and fraught romance with a Russian love doctor while Sarah S helps the story with a pitch-perfect Russian accent.

In Episode 11, Sarah and Sarah take you on a journey to Africa with the movie Holiday in the Wild (Available on Netflix). With CGI elephants and rich white ladies being extra white and rich, Sarah and Sarah discuss what it must be like to be given everything on a silver platter while wearing animal print AND being followed around by Silver Fox, Rob Lowe. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! At the end, we have a guest First Date/Last Date story by Megan from Portland, read dramatically by Sarah M.

We made it to episode 10! In this episode, Sarah S reads some dating stories from Reddit that'll make your hot cocoa run cold while Sarah M shares zany holiday one-liners to pick up that special sexy someone to distract you from the darkness within. Happy Holidays from Sarah and Sarah!

In Episode 9, Sarah and Sarah discuss the inner workings of the movie "Falling Inn Love," a story about a woman who wins a broken down inn in New Zealand. What hijinks will occur when Christina Milian meets Hunk Boy Ripple Biceps? Will Sarah ever let other Sarah pick another romance movie again? BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE: Sarah shares a dating story that can only be described as "uncannily comfortable!"