We told you we would get it out. You thought you were so fucking funny making fun of how we wouldn't get this episode out. Well who is laughing now?

This is what I get for trusting a lover again. I give and I give and I give and what thanks do I get? I get made fun of and a disappointingly soft erection.

Oh, we watched Mulholland Drive this week, gonna be controversial. Ash makes fun of blah blah blah, Avery talks about blah blah blah. You get it. 

It's later than expected, but here it is! 

After some technical difficulties we did, we recorded an episode and brought it right to you. 

Stay tuned because we another episode coming out for you guys this week still!

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Holy crap guys. 

You know your boy Avery loves him a good dinosaur movie. Ash delivers this week with his first pick of the month, Velocipastor. 

No, that isn't a delicious, dinosaur-themed taco at your local taco truck, but it's literally a pastor of Jesus himself that turns into a Velociraptor to fight ninjas and pimps.

This was one wild (mild) time for the boys and they are ready to rip this bad boy apart. 

BOOM! That's right, Ash and Avery are back with their review of the worst movie ever. 

The Wraith is starring Charlie Sheen for like 15 minutes and then Nick Cassette Tapes for the rest. 

Come join us while we try to figure out if this is an awful movie, or a movie so awful it's good. 

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The boys are back with their first David Lynch review. Ash and Avery dive into the depths of small town America and expose the Frank within us all. 

Seriously, we aren't even paid to say this, but Nord VPN has a great deal going on right now. 

Leave us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts! We seriously value those little bumps - they help us even more than you may realize. 

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These guys are annoying 

The Boys are back and talking about the most compelling romance of the year between international mega-hunks Hobbs (Dwayne 'Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson' Johnson) and Shaw (Jason Statham's forearms). This tear-jerker, rollercoaster of a dramatic comedy reverberated around the world this past week with some pretty decent box office numbers (and you know we're talking about them).

As much as we were hoping this movie would be called "The Fast and The F9est" ...it's not. We may never get a title quite that bad in our lifetimes. 

Come and join us on FOR THE STORY!

Avery's back, and in this episode, the boys talk about their movie picks for the month of August. 

We have a fun month coming up so stick around FOR THE STORY!

Its the Kraig show now.

Avery is in the process of moving, and definitely not dead Ash's hand. I promise. But luckily good friend of the show Kraig from Idiots Discuss the Universe steps in as all format drowns away into the abyss. They talk the follow up to Trollhunter, Kraig's film he has in post production, low budget and generally they have a civil discussion about this fantastic 2016 horror flick.

Tune in later this week for our August announcements