For Whom The Dice Roll

For Whom The Dice Roll

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  • S2E12 - Dinner For Schmucks

    Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!

     

    After their fight with the goblin chieftain and his minions, the gang weighs the pros and cons of exploring versus getting some well-earned rest. Will the gang power through, or will cooler heads prevail?

     

    Rok'Toh Bar hits puberty. Cyburn serves up a morsel. Xanaphia explores soundly. Zephania thinks of abandoned puppies. Dewdrop flexes.

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    1 hr 49 min
  • S2E11 - Shafted

    Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!

    The gang finds themselves in front of a bad mutha-shut your mouth-I'm just talking about that shaft! Will they be able to overcome the hobgoblin boss and his trusty cleric sidekick?

    Rok'Toh Bar tries out for the Olympics. Cyburn shines. Xanaphia aims low. Zephania calls them out. Dewdrop negotiates.

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    2 hr 5 min
  • S2E10 - Bushwhackers

    Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!

    Our intrepid party gets up to some "adult" shenanigans involving bushes and shafts this episode. With Bill, Ted, Meepo, and Erky in tow, they come to the end of the throne room of the goblin area of the citadel. What lies in wait for them?

    Rok'Toh Bar smashes. Cyburn waxes. Xanaphia fizzles. Zephania thrusts. Dewdrop watches

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    1 hr 6 min
  • S2E9 - An Excellent Adventure

    Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!

    As the gang continue through the Citadel, they decide to take on a new role as goblin Resident Advisors. Will they narc, or just, like, be cool?

    Rok'Toh Bar readies his cantrips. Cyburn wishes he had a specific kind of cloak. Xanaphia does the Van Damme thing. Zephania learns a new school of magic: diplomacy. Dewdrop practices some dub-step.

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    1 hr 20 min
  • S2E8 - Elf Pudding

    Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!

    After that harrowing ordeal with the flashbacks, our friends get back to doing what they do best: kicking doors, murdering goblins, and collecting pets!

    Rok'Toh Bar dons a backpack. Cyburn channels Judge Doom. Xanaphia scores some pudding. Zephania gets a whiff. Dewdrop reveals a family truth.

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    1 hr 23 min
  • S2E7 - Yeet (and I cannot stress this enough) Haw!

    Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!

    Half of the party is incapacitated, and the other half is hunting materials to use to make a vest for their good pal Meepo. Whatever could go wrong?

    Rok'Toh Bar lassos it up. Cyburn winds up and pitches in. Xanaphia makes it clap. Zephania is shaken, and finally stirs. Dewdrop attends a council meeting.

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    1 hr 26 min
  • S2E6 - Knock Knock Time Swap

    Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!

     

    Everyone - there is a scene at the end of this episode that merits a content warning. It starts around the 60 minute mark. If you want to skip it, we understand. If you send us an email or tweet we'll be happy to sum it up for you!

    Oh no! The party splits, and something is definitely amiss when Rok'Toh Bar starts kicking down the doors. 

    Rok'Toh Bar channels Anakin. Cyburn shows off his pets. Xanaphia causes a drift. Zephania hulks out. Dewdrop has second thoughts.

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    1 hr 13 min
  • S2E5 - Cantrips or Caltrops?

    Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!

     

    The gang comes across a rival faction, but not before making amends with their faerie friend. This one's hot, y'all!

     

    Rok'Toh Bar reaps his just reward. Cyburn blasts back. Xanaphia plays her instruments. Zephania is sorry not sorry. Dewdrop buzzes the tower.

     

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    1 hr 39 min
  • S2E4 - Yogurt It Up!

    Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!

     

    This episode has some audio issues that are explained in the disclaimer at the start. Sorry about that folks! It's clunky, but it gets through.

     

    The gang continues through the Citadel, and gain an ally along the way. But is the ally really all they are cracked up to be?

     

    Rok'Toh Bar scares up some assistance. Cyburn augments a trap. Xanaphia said knock you out. Zephania (apparently I've been spelling it wrong all this time) is the voice of reason. Dewdrop is a key figure.

     

    Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend's phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, the twins heartily approve.)

     

    You can follow us on Twitter and email us at [email protected]. We also have aFacebook group!

     

    Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.

     

    Join us on our Discord!

     

    Thank you for listening!

    1 hr 18 min
  • S2E3 - A Barrel Of Fun

    Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!

     

    The gang continues their sweep of the Citadel. However, they find out that when you play with fire, you might just get iced.

     

    Rok'Toh Bar is a kick. Cyburn lubes up. Xanaphia makes nice. Xephania takes a nap. Dewdrop imitates a mid-westerner.

     

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    Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.

    Join us on our Discord! 

    Thank you for listening!

    1 hr 15 min

About For Whom The Dice Roll

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No player is an island unto themselves. Each is a piece of the world, a part of the story. Each player's death diminishes us, for we are involved in the game. Therefore, ask not for whom the dice roll, they roll for thee!