After hearing the first verse of this song you'll know exactly what inspired it. So I decided to come up with some other situations that may be boring when you don't have a phone with you to distract you. This is a song I wrote during FAWM a couple years ago and am only now getting around to recording. lyrics, music, vocals: Tom Rockwell Thanks to Tim Crist, aka Shoebox of Worm Quartet for some punch ups on the spoken bits.