Paris brings the funniest TV show that never aired. In 1999, Ben Stiller, a then-unknown Jack Black, and a brand new writer named Dan Harmon made a pilot about an astronaut whose brain expanded after flying too close to the sun, on the run from NASA with his talking motorcycle voiced by Owen Wilson. Fox passed. It became the most expensive unaired pilot in network history, survived only through bootleg VHS dubs passed around Hollywood for over a decade.
Then Tommy brings the book with one of the greatest covers in pulp horror history and almost nothing else going for it. Toy Cemetery promises killer dolls. It delivers a satanic small town conspiracy, a possessed grandfather clock, and a plot so overstuffed it abandons its own premise within the first few chapters. Trigger warning required. Bring snacks.