Welcome to your Monday mayhem survival kit. In this episode of Nailing Jello to a Tree, we talk about fostering dogs, emotional chaos, Biblical boundaries, and the sacred power of Bruce’s toe beans.

Things covered:

• The Monday meltdown that started with coffee and ended with crying

• Bruce’s new modeling career (toe beans: $50 a pic, Venmo ready)

• What it means to foster chaos instead of fix it

• Why boundaries are holy, flipping tables is sacred, and the Resurrection was pure punk rock

• A surprise visit from Cousin Dog™ (Bruce is not amused)

This is the episode for anyone who’s juggling healing, hope, and laundry — and doing it all with feral grace.

You’re not broken. You’re resurrecting. Now hug a dog and hydrate.