Welcome to your Monday mayhem survival kit. In this episode of Nailing Jello to a Tree, we talk about fostering dogs, emotional chaos, Biblical boundaries, and the sacred power of Bruce’s toe beans.

Things covered:

• The Monday meltdown that started with coffee and ended with crying

• Bruce’s new modeling career (toe beans: $50 a pic, Venmo ready)

• What it means to foster chaos instead of fix it

• Why boundaries are holy, flipping tables is sacred, and the Resurrection was pure punk rock

• A surprise visit from Cousin Dog™ (Bruce is not amused)

This is the episode for anyone who’s juggling healing, hope, and laundry — and doing it all with feral grace.

You’re not broken. You’re resurrecting. Now hug a dog and hydrate.

rom my spot, trying to survive extended cousin invasion…

The cousin is STILL here.
DUDE.
Aunt Casey!! Come get your dog!!!
He’s fine or whatever, but my sanity has limits.

Meanwhile, on the plus side—Mom may have taught me to wink.
Yep. Full-on, intentional, lady-charming wink.

And let me tell you…
I am using it to my advantage.
Full tilt, baby.
Little head tilt. Little wink. Boom. Smitten humans everywhere.

Honestly? I’m unstoppable now.
I’m basically an emotional weapon of mass affection.

That is all. Carry on—and prepare your hearts, ladies.

Don't make me flex. These chaos muscles are just getting warmed up.

Some people collect trophies. Some people build businesses. Me? I have spent my life mastering the fine art of button mashing.

From the arcade birthday parties where I ran a full-scale ticket empire to becoming a Call of Duty menace who made teenage boys rage-quit, gaming has been my longest-running commitment.

In this episode, we’re covering:**
🎮 The scam that was arcade prizes (5,000 tickets for a plastic slinky? Seriously??)
🎮 How Tetris trained me to fit $1,000 worth of groceries into a compact car.
🎮 Why my Call of Duty skills were ahead of their time—and left grown men emotionally damaged.
🎮 The moment I realized I was NOT the main character—my dog, my kids, and even my gaming consoles were ahead of me.

If you've ever spent just five more minutes gaming, if you've ever felt the heartbreak of a lost save file, or if your pet gets more attention than your social media posts, this one’s for you.

🎧 Listen now for the nostalgia, snark, and undeniable proof that gaming has been my longest, most committed relationship.

ou’ve heard the Bible quoted in church, on motivational posters, and even in Hollywood movies—but let’s be honest, some of these verses need a little more attitude.

The Bible? Dramatic. Savage. Occasionally petty.
The problem? It doesn’t always read that way.

That’s where The Squirrel-Approved Bible comes in.

In this episode, we’re breaking down:**
📖 The actual meaning of Ezekiel 25:17 (spoiler: Tarantino lied to us).
📖 The biblical FAFO (Mess Around & Find Out) moments no one talks about.
📖 Why some scripture deserves to be read with full-on side-eye energy.
📖 The Squirrel-Approved remix of classic verses—because if we’re interpreting scripture, we might as well give it the dramatic delivery it deserves.

Whether you grew up with Sunday school lessons or you just love a good Old Testament mic drop, this episode is your reminder that the Bible has always been fire—it just needed a little more snark.

🎧 Listen now for the divine sass, and don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and send this to someone who needs a little more biblical side-eye in their life.

I have a name. I have a life. I pay taxes. And yet? None of it matters. Because when I walk into a room, I am not the main character—my dog is.

Bruce, my highly intelligent, overly photogenic, and somehow more popular than me dog, has officially overshadowed my entire existence.

In this episode, we’re breaking down:**
🐶 The moment I realized people know my dog’s name—but not mine.
🐶 How Bruce has fans, free gifts, and more social media engagement than I do.
🐶 Why my vet knows my dog personally but has to check a chart for my info.
🐶 The cold, hard truth: I am Bruce’s unpaid assistant, and I’ve accepted my fate.

If you’ve ever been ignored in favor of your pet, this episode is for you. Grab your coffee, give your animal a treat, and join me as I come to terms with being nothing more than a human leash-holder to a four-legged celebrity.

🎧 Listen now for the full rant, and don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and send this to another pet owner who knows the pain.

Welcome to Nailing Jello to a Tree, the podcast where we try to pin down the unpinable. If you came for structure, you’re in the wrong place—and honestly, why would you expect it?

Today’s episode is a cautionary tale… but not for me. It’s for my son. Because sometimes, parenting is about love, nurturing, and guiding your child through life’s challenges… and other times, it’s about reminding them that you are a chaotic force not to be underestimated.

Buckle up, because today, we’re talking about how I expertly wielded a whistle to instill fear into my child’s soul.