The Avengers fight the X-Men for the future of the Phoenix Force and its host! Elsewhere, four assholes fight with each other over whether Cyclops' blast are percussive or heat-based! Cough! Percussive! Cough! Asswipe!
Listen and fall in love with the 12 issue series, Avengers Vs. X-Men. Or don't, whatever.
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