The first of 3 promised DGWs has rolled into town as we officially declare Double Gameweek season is upon us.

As we expected Pep Guardiola was far from kind to us in his tinkering with the City squad, tears were shed, orgys were had, hair was in high demand & in the end Mick jumped on Aguero's back with the TC.

Managers prepare to hold hands as they perform the Aguero & Auba dance while the Big Rig Hig finally has his appetite satisfied & puts his name into the ring for FPL selection.

Liverpool's stuttering has been blamed on the sunshine, the moonlight, the boogie & the bubbles, we eagerly await what Klopp will blame next.

The Korean BBQ headlines our "Essential seven" as he becomes a slave to our teams alongside a few of the ever present and now touted best ever championship team to be involved in FPL, The Wolfpack Wolves.

All of our usual features including a heartfelt Delete my Team with the Sexual chocolate himself, FPL Sexy having a hard time navigating through the DGW.

We ride the Egyptian horse into the Double gameweek as Mick holds onto the lead by a slender margin.

Chip strategy is on the agenda with DGW25 popping up and surprising us all just like the kinder surprise that Higuaín is hiding. Tune in for the boys take on the double gameweeks to find out the must owns.

There is no rest for Poch's prisoners with jobs with Son straight back into the starting 11 causing managers a massive headache with a tasty Korean BBQ back on the menu.

Chelsea in tatters or taters, time to hit the eject button on their assets?

Fridge-kaku is back in the starting 11 leaving nothing but crumbs and a draw for the faltering UTD.

All of our usual features including an interesting Delete my Team.

Only 1 point separates the brothers as Joff is stuck in 50K purgatory.

Micks Foster child steps into the spotlight as we begin the discussion surrounding the use of chips during the double & blank gameweeks.

Will Aboomerang return to his scoring ways vs Cardiff or will the Laca-wagon be the way to go?

Spurs injury crisis worsens and Pochettino comes under heavy scrutiny from the boys.

Llorente is a sidestepping hermit crab in search of his shell & own goals.

All our usual features including a very sorry state of affairs in the #deltemyteam section.

As Mick foresaw in last weeks podcast #Kaneexit is in full swing as managers scramble to sell the crocked Spurs front man.

Replacements are discussed as TAA is added to the injury list and Son is away on international duty.

Joff talks with Klopp about Super Sexy Firmino and whether or not Salah will retain penalties with James Milner on the pitch.

Eriksen is capable of a transformation with Kane out of the team & David De Gea has a foot fetish.

Higuaín will all but banish Morata to Offside Island as Petr Cech hangs up the gloves.

Patrick Kearney contemplates Deleting his team with a tale of woe to share.

All of our regular features.

Keep chasing them green arrows.

After a well needed FPL rest we give some future planning advice for Double & blank gameweeks, including when to use your wildcard and those precious chips.

VAR gets a bashing from Joff as Mick's Hazard rant runs deep.

FPL Ginga Ninja takes the mantle as the undertaker as Apple Bonkers steps in to tell his tale of woe in the Delete my team segment.

Our best 11 of the week or Hit Squad is staring down the barrel of a huge score as scape goats and essentialness is battered around.

Mick's never ending doubt of Spurs assets continue as he searches for a Premium striker, landing on one of Aguero or Aubameyang.

No rest for the undead.

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Happy New Year to our beloved listeners, we hope your Christmas wish of green arrows was granted! In our first episode of the year, we introduce our new very entertaining 'delete my team' segment aswell as all our other usual features. We talk about the frowned upon term down at Stamford Bridge 'Morataring' as Arnie returns to the fray. Ole Gunner has breathed new life into Old Trafford as Rashford & Pogba excel but will Sanchez become relevant again?

Chris Smalling and Phil Jones kick off this Christmas episode in style as we begin to ponder Manchester United assets.

We contribute to @realhypetrain as the Fantasy Forecast special guests.

Mick is back at it again with #Kaneexit but will he bitch out?

@FPL Sexy stars as the Undertaker with some stunning transfers as the boys are leaning towards taking a few hits themselves to freshen up their teams for the busy Xmas period.

Alonso is being touted as the fall guy yet again in the FPL world and Mick is not happy.

Emery is back from Transylvania where national defence is not a top priority.

All of our usual features and banter.

Happy holidays, See you all again in 2019.

Mo Salah or No Salah, Some will be celebrating, while others need to shake off the Salah blues as we simply cannot bench Doherty.

The Patreon Hit League is finally upon us and points will be live as of GW17 with a grand prize of $180.

Llorente lurking in the chemistry lab as Pochettino needs to watch his back.

Kane rested in GW16 but will be back guns blazing, cowboy hat on for GW17.

Cheap but definitely not nasty Gut Feeling Friday.

Rotation rears its ugly head in the midweek fixtures as FPL managers benches get a run.

Joff takes top spot in the FPL Hit League for the first time all season but has it gone to his head?

Ciggy Butt Sarri takes the spotlight amidst the raging rotation as the un-dead Pellegrini provides some well needed honesty from his retirement village.

We touch on rotation prone players to avoid in our lesson of the week and bankers to bring in.

All the usual features including a successful Undertaker.

We put GW13 in the rear view mirror and look forward to more of Peps cryptic bullshit.

Joff talks conspiracies involving the mercurial Eden Hazard while another Belgian surprises us with his Gut ......Feeling Friday.

Mick flip/flops on Kane as we talk knee jerks & rage transfers.

Aswell as all our usual features including a lucrative Undertaker and a Killer Queen transfer.