King Charles apologising to Sadiq Khan, making fun of gingers, being sober and Shamima Begum. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Patrick Christys.

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00:00 Intro

02:48 Sadiq Khan Being Knighted

10:50 My Dad Was Never Around And I'm About To Be A Father

24:00 My Grocery Prices Are Mental Since Trumps Tariffs

34:30 I Stopped Drinking But Miss The Person I Used To Be

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Your family calling you a Zionist shill, texting like the young'uns and going back to Chruch. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Brendan O'Neill.

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00:00 Intro

09:27 My Cousin Keeps Sharing Articles About Israeli Strikes In Gaza

23:12 My Daughter Told Me To Stop Using Full-Stops In My Texts

36:54 I Started Going Back To Church

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LinkedIn being the worst social platform, cashless corner shops and bragging about your charity donations. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Benedict Spence.

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00:00 Intro

01:38 Do You Identify As Conservative?

09:53 A Mate From School Keeps Making Posts On LinkedIn About "Leadership"

19:44 My Corner Shop Has Gone Cashless

28:30 I Donated To A Food Bank And Then Posted About It...

32:16 I Used To Think Posh People Were The Problem

38:27 Our Neighbours have Started Putting Their Bins Outside Our House

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Dodgy looking Deliveroo drivers, not putting the heating on and finding out your fiancé went viral on YouTube with a video on how to emotionally control women. Francis Foster sorts your life out.

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00:00 Intro

02:00 My Elderly Mum Thinks Deliveroo Drivers Are Burglars

16:19 New Couple That Moved In Next Door Put Their Bins Out Early

20:09 My Sister's Fiancé Made A Viral YouTube Video On How To Control Women

25:58 My Husband Won't Let Us Put The Heating On

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Poetry, fake orgasms, how Francis would be a terrible dad and having a purposeful life. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Doyle. | Pre-order Andrew's new book "The End of Woke" - https://geni.us/TheEndofWoke

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00:00 Intro

03:54 Favourite Poetry

09:45 Psychedelics

12:59 My Landlord Asked Me If His Son Could Sleep On The Sofa

25:50 Everyone Is using AI For Reading...

37:40 My Wife Says She's Faked Orgasms For Three Years...

41:08 My Co-workers Are Always Trying To Optimise Their Lives

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Peter talks about his viral joke posted on X (Twitter) which caused people to report him to the police, his funny arrests and drinking proper beer. Francis Foster and Peter Bleksley sort your life out.

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00:00 Intro

02:21 Peter's Viral Twitter Joke

12:11 What's The Funniest Arrest You've Ever Done?

17:52 My Corner Shop Is Now A Fermentation Shop And All I Want Is A Can Of Stella

26:18 My GP Appointment Was With A Man In A Hoodie

29:37 My Work Is Pushing Return To Office But I'm More Productive At Home

34:17 My New Neighbour Leaves Passive Aggressive Notes

39:02 Cockney Rhyming Slang Quiz

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Travel for weddings, an obsession with Ayahuasca and having a girlfriend that loves to fight. Francis Foster sorts your life out. | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK

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00:00 Intro

01:33 My Girlfriend Loves A Fight And I Find It Embarrassing

13:22 A Friend From Uni Invited Me To Her Wedding In Tuscany

22:56 My Housemate's Girlfriend Has Basically Moved In

26:42 I'm Seeing A Guy Obsessed With Ayahuasca

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Going TikTok viral, the Eni Aluko saga, being a stay at home dad and fake laughs. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Gold. | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK

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00:00 Intro

01:13 The Eni Aluko Saga

07:47 There's A Girl In My Office That Fake Laughs After Every Sentence

14:56 Our Cleaner Asked Us For A Reference

22:28 Is Consent Spiritual Now?

31:02 I'm A Stay At Home Dad But Never Included In Group Chats With Other Mums

41:00 I Went Viral On TikTok For My Weird Laugh

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Being offered "gear" at a Christening by your so called mates, having to use safe words at a book club and someone playing GBNews on their phone loudly whilst on the treadmill. Francis Foster sorts your life out | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK

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00:00 Intro

01:32 I Refuse To Call Twitter "X"

02:51 Conservatism To Me

06:02 Dealing With Jackie

06:21 I Lie In Anonymous AA Meetings

15:38 My Local Book Club Insists We Use Safe Words

24:09 I Was Offered Ketamine At A Christening...

27:26 I Matched With Someone On Hinge Who's Addicted To Moral Ambiguity

32:19 There's A Man Playing GBNews On His Phone Loudly At The Gym

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Moving to the countryside, livestreaming your walk through Leeds and how to stay out of the culture war. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Mark Dolan.

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00:00 Intro

03:44 Mark Being Sacked By GBNews

11:48 My Husband Keeps Buying Military Grade Survival Gear

20:03 A Guy In My Office Calls Everything "Orwellian"

26:57 My Brother Narrates His Walk Through Leeds On TikTok

30:11 I Moved To The Countryside For Peace But Miss The Noise

34:28 A Woman On My Street reports People For Recycling Mistakes

40:15 How Do I Stay Out Of The Culture War?

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