Episode Summary: Sasquatches, Speedos, and Summer Sins
Summertime is here, and so is the absolute disaster that is the local public pool. If you think the chlorine is the scariest thing in the water, you haven’t seen the guy in the next lane yet.
In This Episode:
- The Human Rug: We’re calling out the guys with back hair you could literally braid and chest hair that puts Santa’s beard to shame. How do you look in the mirror at that unruly forest and honestly think, "Yeah, I look good today"?
- Board Short Cowards: Why are men so terrified of the Speedo? We dive into the "long-ass board short" epidemic and why it’s time for guys to grow a set and join the Speedo movement. Stop hiding behind two yards of fabric!
- The Public Pool Petri Dish: A reality check on why the public pool might be the scariest place on earth—and it’s not just because of the "Sasquatches" in the shallow end.
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Recorded Live: At FukiviKnow Studios in Hamlin, PA.
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- Copyright 2024: Produced by FTL Productions & The Cupcake Twins [Editing by The Cupcake Twins]
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