This week, the jerks over at FREAKQUELS are faced with a film that’s so out there and downright weird that even an inappropriately placed Necronomicon couldn’t give them the power to review it properly. With their backs against the wall, EJ and Rory placed a call to the boys over at REEL CHRONICLES and they answered just in time to help them properly review the blackest of black sheep sequels, “JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY!” Tune in for the crossover a guy out in Colorado demanded once while intoxicated and on a weird amount of pills, FREAKQUELS MEETS REEL CHRONICLES! 

This week on the hit show FREAKQUELS, powerhouse Jeff Boam joins everyone’s favorite jerks to review the classic Todd Browning effort, “FREAKS!” We accept Jeff, we accept Jeff. One of us, one of us. Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble. 

This week on FREAKQUELS, PROM is in full swing! The only problem is that the dance is Texas Chainsaw Massacre themed and everyone is wearing each other’s face so no one knows where their dates are! Until the confusion is sorted out, Rory, EJ, Greg Caldwell, and Brent Wilson chill at the loser table and discuss one of the weirdest sequels ever made, “THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION!”

This week on an extra special PROM episode of FREAKQUELS, the dastardly Elle and Jon Snow have rigged the ballots so that EJ and Rory will be named king and queen of the jerks! Once on stage, the Snows plan to dump pigs blood on Rory and EJ because…ya know...cruelty. To kill time until they execute their nefarious deed, the Snows discuss the Brian De Palma masterpiece, “CARRIE!” EJ and Rory also discuss the film because shut up!

EJ’s filled with space slugs…again! This normally wouldn’t be an issue, but he’s making it Rory, Greg Caldwell, Jay Salerno, and Megan Elizabeth’s problem by getting them all infested and the like. It has been proven by scientists that slug infested cinephiles love reviewing the movie “NIGHT OF THE CREEPS” so that’s what we’re doing this week, jerks! 

It’s prom night on FREAKQUELS and EJ, Rory, Marnie Azzarelli, and Justin O'Hearn have rented a limo together! Tonight will surely be a magical evening filled with wonderful memories that will last a lifetime. However…there are growing concerns about Rory’s attire. His sparkly black ski mask isn’t traditionally considered formal…nor is the chilling bloodlust in his eyes. To relieve the tension-filled limo ride, the gang reviews the ‘80s slasher flick, “PROM NIGHT!” Hopefully the magic of Scream Queen Jamie Lee Curtis will keep Rory’s demons at bay. Something has to…

This week on FREAKQUELS, EJ and Rory are stuck inside Freddy Fazbear costumes! How did they get inside them? Couldn’t tell ya. Realizing they will probably die in there , Leo and Shane Purdy review “FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2” to distract the duo from the grim reality that they are going to be shredded alive by evil robot suits!

This week on FREAKQUELS, Jay Salerno has joined EJ and Rory in some fun filled highway terrorism! Disturbed by their heinous deeds, Mad Greg Caldwell jumped inside his V8 Interceptor and hunted down the gang to force them to review George Miller’s high-octane masterpiece, “MAD MAX!”

This week on FREAKQUELS, Adam Farley picks the gang up in his Turbo Interceptor so they can drag race while discussing the supernatural revenge tale, “THE WRAITH!” The distracting nature of their discussion resulted in many car accidents, but honestly…who cares? 

This week on FREAKQUELS, world leaders have arranged the first sit-down between the Monster and the Wolf Man since their legendary fallout in, “FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN!” Lucky for the gang, Rory, EJ, and Chris Conforti get to witness it from the bushes. Within minutes of discussing creature politics, the monsters begin brawling again. So much for future monster relations, America!