Well, ignoring the pesky vampire has undoubtedly blown up in EJ and Rory’s face because the jerk got his hands on the NECRONOMICON and has raised an army of the dead to take over the world. What a week!

On a quest to redeem themselves, the gang enlists Leo and Shane Purdy to battle the army of the dead! Killing time until the battle begins, the four review Sam Raimi’s fantastical horror comedy, “ARMY OF DARKNESS!”

A pesky VAMP is terrorizing FREAKQUELVILLE, so EJ and Rory enlist Elle Snow and Strega Carmo to slay the jerk because…honestly…they don’t wanna.

Listen as your pals from FREAKQUELS lazily sit at home, eat Cheetos, and ignore the screams outside so they can review EJ’s favorite cult vampire movie “SUBSPECIES!”

Having accidentally blown young Vince out of the airlock of their space shuttle, Rory, EJ, and Mike Vinci have returned to Earth and are on the run from the police inside their 1970s van!

Not being one to turn away a dangerous-looking hitchhiker, the gang picks up Brent Wilson, who invites them to meet his psychotic family and review “THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE” over some homemade BBQ! The gang knows the BBQ is made from humans but eats it anyway. It’s a weird episode...

Saint Patrick may have chased the snakes out of Ireland, but FREAKQUELS may chase away their audience by reviewing, “LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE!”

Join the gang as Captain Mike Vinci pilots them through space where no one can hear young Vince scream…when a Leprechaun bites his baby toes.  

Movie-themed Murder is afoot at Windsor College, so Detectives Marnie Azzarelli and Justin O’Hearn have invited dirtbag “film reviewers” EJ and Rory to help solve the case! Since Rory’s reasonably sure he’s the culprit, he asks EJ to distract the detectives by inviting them to review one of the best sequels in horror history, “SCREAM 2”, while he blows town.

This week on FREAKQUELS, Adam Farley and Daniel Hanicak invite EJ and Rory to the ol’ Chapel to play a round of Cry Wolf. Unfortunately, Rory failed to understand that this was only a game and that he didn’t actually need to kill people…an honest mistake for sure. Needless to say, the gang will not be invited back for any future game nights. Rather than be bothered with Rory’s growing bloodlust, EJ suggests they review the indie, pseudo-slasher flick, “CRY WOLF!”

EJ has risen from the grave…however, some essential parts have fallen off. Bummer! Fear not zombie Leeson, for Rory, Elle Snow, and Meggie Roche are here to recover the pieces of that sweet bod and stick you in a tanning bed to reanimate them so we can all review the living hell out of a future cult classic that nine out of ten zombies called, “moooooaaaaaaaaan”, “LISA FRANKENSTEIN!” 

This week, EJ’s rabies-ridden body needs to be buried inside the BUFFALORA CEMETERY because Rory “accidentally” buried a pickaxe into his head. Elle and Jon Snow have agreed to aid in his burial, but are confused to learn that Rory wasn’t aware of the rabies at the time of the pickaxing.

Anywho, this is one of those resurrection cemeteries so the three kill time waiting for EJ to rise from the grave by reviewing the artful horror comedy, “CEMETERY MAN!”

This Valentine's Day, EJ Leeson has rabies…or the rage virus! Either way, he has chased Rory, Elle Snow, and Justin O’Hearn into an abandoned coal mine! Hiding inside some old coal miner clothes, the trio decides to kill some time by reviewing the blood-soaked remake, “MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D!” 

Cast away your TRIOXIN, for the Metal Messiah Jon Snow has risen to regale EJ and Rory with a review etched onto stone tablets for the ultimate blood-soaked zombie love story, “RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 3!” Testify!