That’s what he put on his taxes: Assassin.

He killed for money.

But not just anyone.

He only killed IRS agents.

People with tax problems would hire him.

You know, to kill an investigation. Literally.

Then they’d write off Fred.

And raise an audit flag.

So they’d have to hire Fred again.

Made for good repeat business.

The IRS audited him one year.

But all his books were in order.

Everything down to the penny.

The FBI showed up, but Fred had hired Joe to take care of them.

Joe, being an assassin of FBI agents.